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SCARED.SHIT-LESS !?X

SCARED.SHIT-LESS !?X

OOH MY GOD ..YOU SCARED 
THE SHIT OUT OF ME !
BLOODY GOOD JOB, THAT
MY ARSE WAS ON THE POTTY!
YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU MUMMY!
BUT. THAT REALLY WEREN,T FUNNY!
JUST AS WELL I,M ON THE POT!
COS IT WAS WELL BLOODY RUNNY!
YOU CAN CLEAR IT UP
& PICK UP MY FALLEN CUP!
SERVES YOU RIGHT!
FOR MAKING ME JUMP!
NOW WE,VE BOTH, GOT THE BLOODY HUMP!
YA BETTER GET A TOWEL
OR BETTER STILL A TRAIL!
NO AMOUNT OF WIPES
IS GONNA CLEAR THAT UP!
BUT, YA COULD ALWAY,S USE
MY EMPTY BABY CUP.. CRIPE,S!

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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Carey Milton

I'm in bloody stitches Tracy...x..

This is your month Miss Comedy!

Vote ..Nom...Vote...Nom!!!

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Tracy Timothy

LMAO I WAS LAUGHING AS I WROTE IT GLAD  IT MADE YA LAUGH HON X

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Maddison Law

Tracy! I couldn't stop laughing and I'd only seen the picture
Then as I read I laughed so much I was almost hysterical! This is the funniest thing I've read!
Definately 5*s and fav
Brilliant!

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Tracy Timothy

WOW MADDISON  X THANK YOU SO MUCH X THE PIC IS FUNNY I TOTALY AGREE

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Tina Moore

LOL great piece Tracy ....and his little face is priceless!..    Tina x

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Georgina Richardson

I loved it!! Poor little mite is having one heck of a bad hair day!! Love George xx

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