A Spring In Your Step

Do you wake up each morn with a spring in your step
Do you greet each day with a great big hello
Join our happiness club, free admission with a giggle
Crossed eyes can't hurt, go with life's flow

The opposite sex will all flock to your residence
Without warning, set up for a lengthy stay
You can attempt to evict them but why would you try
They could be real wealthy so suffer away

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth as the pundits say
Give things a wee push to help them along
A little assist from the peanut gallery usually works
Follow this advice, you'll never go wrong

Well that's it for my lesson for today little kiddies
Try to remember this advice I offer you
Your future will be embellished at least tenfold
You'll thank me your whole life through