Poem -

Bill

Bill

A guy named Bill,
just wants his money,
Bill was so real
Nobody thought Bill was funny
but Bill was a good guy
That provided lots of stuff
Every month he'd come by
And you better have enough
If you tried to hide
Well, he'll give you another month
But then he'd send over his guys
And boy were they tuff
First they would stop
What Bill would provide
Then harass you during lunch or try to catch you by surprise
they wont give up
They don't want to know why
They don't really give a fuck
cuz Bill is their guy
So no matter what and
No matter how hard you try
you'll eventually give him some bucks
And since you were behind
Your prices have gone up
See Bill won't be denied
Cuz without him your stuck
So make sure you pay Bill on time
Or soon you'll be out of luck

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