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Coronavirus Blues

Coronavirus Blues

A wise old Frenchman named Lafayette
Shopped daily for his fresh baguette
He would never shake hands
Not due to the virus in Cannes
But due to the lack of 'papier toilette'

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GREG TUCKER THE...

Barry I loved in morrocco years ago and it was taboo to eat with your left. Due to it being the hand used to scrub your ta ta. No toilet paper then. I am left handed.but I used credit card receipts and old paper.

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Barry Childs

Haha, Greg. That's a bummer. I'm glad you liked it.

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Being Me

🀣🀣🀣  great!  Love this!

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Tony Taylor

Bravo!! You clever man!!….Lots of Love to you and yours brother!!…….your cyber friend and admirer!!…...T xoΒ  : )

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Barry Childs

Cheers, Tony. Thank you and stay safe.
Barry x

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Larry Ran

My Dear Friend Barry,

Hysterical!Β  I give you my comedic reply.

Few people know the man Lafayette
Had many problems in his own toilette
But a brainstorm came to him one day
And he successfully created the World's first bidet

All my love,
Larry xxx

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Cherie Leigh

Lol.....I feel the same way....It's not the virus germ I am afraid of, but the fact that we have no toilet paper and I don't know where other's hands have been without some...lolΒ  I may have to start using paper towels soon...This is crazy!Β  Thanks for the laugh, Barry. Stay safe, my friend. xo

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