Epic

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ARRIVING SOON

Lab Grown Babies

ARRIVING SOON

The Artificial Womb created by Ecto-life..

30,000 possible yearly...

Is their mission to...

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Shame and guilt sabotaged...

Shame and guilt sabotaged mine healthy growth...

and let yours truly not forget emasculation
that prickly emotional immobilization
whereby...

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Booby trapped within...

Booby trapped within apartment unit b44

Circa August 18th, 2021
three years ago to date,
nevertheless I count blessings,
so...

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Ohiopyle, Pennsylvania...

Ohiopyle, Pennsylvania circa early 1970'S

(just in time for end of summer reading...
recounting emotionally disastrous campy turbulence)...

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WE BOUGHT THIS LAST FRIDAY

OLD NEWS LAST FRIDAY

WE BOUGHT THIS LAST FRIDAY

To be built...

Texas and Louisiana will be the Meta testers...

$1.2 Billion was invested...

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Devil's advocate...

Devil's advocate claims Teflon Trump...

The demagogue reincarnate
feels gifted to reign supreme
captivates, glorifies, lauds,
...

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Natural soporific narcotic

Natural soporific narcotic

Recurrent suicidal thoughts
vaingloriously wend along winding road
within windmills of my...

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OUR BOLOGNA HAD A FIRST NAME

Inspired by Bill MacEachern

OUR BOLOGNA HAD A FIRST NAME

There's a generation that doesn't have the largest population which probably was for the best...

...

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Once again besieged by...

Once again besieged by fruit flies

Pestiferous infestation quite
argh apartment unit b44
plagued with plight
analogously...

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Serious sibling subluxation...

rapprochement somewhat salvaged dislocation

Serious sibling subluxation...

Truth be told about following poem
mostly written quite some years ago,
and revisions made to...

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HISTORY IS NOW

HISTORY IS NOW

In 1776 a 47 page pamphlet was written...

Upon his death 6 people went to his funeral...

...

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Mister money bags no more

Mister money bags no more

Ah..., how I idolize the days of yore
before June twentieth, and twenty first
two thousand...

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The broken piggy bank

The broken piggy bank

strewn into a bajillion little pieces

Unexpected largesse
yours truly patiently waits,...

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Lock Ness

Lock Ness

Verdant depth so deep
Neath loch hydras creep
Be it real or fiction
Tis ones mystical...

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Apoplectic curmudgeon...

Apoplectic curmudgeon fumbles...

Jumpstarting outstanding undertaking...
bringing jouncy, spectacularly crafted,
nuanced,...

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Beyond the mourning of...

Beyond the mourning of bereavement

Today marks fourth anniversary of tragic deaths
an aching breaking heart – mine
remembers...

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Wyvern

Wyvern

Behold Mythical arcane
Fires ignite be thy reign
Feast upon mortal fodder
Arial...