I Cannot Tell A Lie

Men's minds are devious at the best of times

Always twisting their stories

I should know, I'm one of dem der guys

Pretty sure I'm no different than 98% of my fellow males

It's inbred into our psyche and of this I'm sure

We're really damn proud of it

However I'm a straight shooter

At the expense of my fellow males I apologize

Hate blowing the whistle on you guys

But I can't help it... as George Washington once said

“I cannot tell a lie”

Everything and I mean EVERYTHING

That comes out of my mouth

Is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth

So help... Z-Z-Z-A-A-A-A-A-P-!