I Cannot Tell A Lie

Men's minds are devious at the best of times
Always twisting their stories
I should know, I'm one of dem der guys
Pretty sure I'm no different than 98% of my fellow males
It's inbred into our psyche and of this I'm sure
We're really damn proud of it
However I'm a straight shooter
At the expense of my fellow males I apologize
Hate blowing the whistle on you guys
But I can't help it... as George Washington once said
βI cannot tell a lieβ
Everything and I mean EVERYTHING
That comes out of my mouth
Is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth
So help... Z-Z-Z-A-A-A-A-A-P-!
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I LOVE this JACK!!.... there's a LOT of truth here....I know you use a lot of humor...... but this is truly special my friend.......ALL STARS....... well done HAMMER!!........ Love and Hugs!!......T xo.Β
See... I'm not just a silly old duffer!!! LOL Thanks good buddy for your uplifting words! The Hammer xo
looks like God snagged you for that little white lie lol
keep em coming and I'll make sure to read em
Dear Dear Lisa!!! Do you believe it, it's my one and only time!!! Love, Jacko xxx