Just A Thought.

Early one morning while i was still in bed.
A strange thought came into my head.
I slapped my handsome face to make sure i was awake.
And said to myself this thought has got to be bloody fake.
So i thought again and the same thought was still there.
So i jumped out of bed bollock naked bare.
I looked out the bedroom widow and there she did stand.
And at me she was waving with her porcelain white hand.
Come down ye handsome hunk and let me in she did shout.
And her eyes at me did shine and her mouth at me did sexually pout.
I got so exited to let her in that i ran and slipped heavily and tumbled down the stairs.
The next thing i know my soul is up above the stars.
Looking down at her shouting where the fuck are you are you not going to let me in.
Then a heavenly voice to me did say, i brought you up here because i did not want you with your next door neighbours wife to sexually sin.
I said to myself in life some of us never bloody win.