LIFE OF ...RILEY?!X

I,VE SPENT 9 MONTHS
BEING STONED..AS FUCK!
OUT OF ME BOX
BEFORE I WAS IN SOX
THERE WAS A JOINT WAITING
FOR ME THE MINUTE I
WAS BORN..WHAT LUCK!
I WEREN,T BOTHERED ABOUT MILK!
I JUST WANTED THIS JOINT TO SUCK!
AT LEAST I,M OUT OF THE TUM
OF MY PERMANANTLY STONED MUM!
THEY STUFFED A SPLIFF IN MY MOUTH
& A BANDANA ON ME HEAD!
& SAID " THEIR YOU GO SON!"
WERE WRECKED & OFF TO BED !
IT,S ALREADY TAKEN IT,S TOLL
BUT I NEED ME MUM TO ROLL
MAYBE NOT RIGHT NOW
COS THIS ONE,S GONE RIGHT TO ME HEAD!
I FEEL A RIGHT DUDE!
EVEN THO I AM NUDE
I JUST HOPE , THEY DONT CALL ME FRED!
NOW LET,S JUST ROCK N ROLL!
ID RATHER BE A MARLEY!
& RIDE ON DADDY,S HARLEY!
WITH PLENTY OF READY ROLLED!!
LIKE A RIGHT PROPER CHARLIE
I,VE GONE FROM SPUNK TO SKUNK!
NOW LIVING THE LIFE OF RILEY!
WITH PLENTY OF GREEN IN THE TRUNK!
& I,LL BE A VERY STONED BUT SMILEY RILEY
Tracy Timothy xx
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