MINE`S A PINT OF ADAMS

A pint of the bubbly stuff, such as stout

Is supposed to be good for you

But heck it lets the wind out!!

Apparently its full of iron!

So they say!

Do I want a full pint of it?

No thank you!! not today!

Some folk drink only doubles!

Or a very expensive malt.

Some like their wine in the colour red!

But it all makes me a bit squiffy!

Then I just want to go to bed.

I`m not a drinker now! I`m a good girl you see!!

So a glass of water is just fine for me!

Brandy is medicinal so they say!!

But I`m not poorly!!

I`m ok!!

Whisky gives me heartburn!

The fizzy drinks make me burp!!

They are all far too sweet!!

So hold the pop, cokes, diet or otherwise!

I`ll just have a pint of Adams Ale!! diluted!!

Oh boy!!...that stuff just can`t be beat!