Parody

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Domino's

Dude, you forgot to close the door.

And because you forgot to close the door a rat got in the house...

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Leave You My Love

Why would I ever
I mean ever
Leave your side?
I may have already died
During...

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Welcome To US

Welcome To US

Welcome to The Funnel where everyone wins

Where everyone smiles and everyone grins

We all...

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why rose let jack go

why rose let jack go

He had air in his lungs and fresh paper to draw

Does not sound like rose is going to outback...

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Amble/Gamble

Amble/Gamble

Amble/Gamble

Through your lives, you do ramble,

with each phase-step - you gamble....

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see the truth

look at that, she told a lie.

a lie to protect herself, but she can't reliese a sigh.

she...

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Wishes

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If wishes were horses beggars would ride
But I'm not a beggar but I can...

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Three Nursery Crime Bullies

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Once upon a Nursery Rhyme,
Long, long ago - another time -...

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Bad weather

Rain drops dispense from heavens above,
Asif the clouds them selfs weep

And the sky dances...

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Mr monkey

Mr monkey

yesterday i went to buy a monkey
In the Trinidad emperor zoo
but the monkey take one look at...

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Pretty Pink Frogs

Pretty Pink Frogs

Little Freddy Froggy
Was a special kind of frog
Rhyming off the alphabet
While sitting...

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Bartholomew And Clare

Bartholomew And Clare

Gather round all you little kiddies
Got a story I'd like to share
Bout a tiny mouse named...

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We want more info

We want more info

We wanna know more

Wanna more info

How long you spend in your WCeez

Cheez, make a...

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real owner

In misty smoke of burning heart

Meetings of unknown peoples

Treasury of holy heart seems...

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Jack And Jillian

Jack And Jillian

Jack and Jillian were sweethearts
They lived on a midwestern farm
Ravaged by drought one...

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Raisin Bran With Jennifer...

Raisin Bran With Jennifer Lawrence

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Sail By God's Compass...

There once was a nation that was like a beautiful tall sailing ship
It's mast were like redwood...