Parody

You will see in every shopping mall
Men waiting out side clothing store
Because their wife...

The first time i see the girl
I wanted to meet her family
so i went buy a diamond ring...

Subservient

is what you have been...

Tom Joad said "I'll be there"

but no not...

Will you dance with me
Upon the tables
If the tables were turned
Would you dance with...

a tight-knit family

of crows stared at me

as they picked seeds off bagels

from the...

Don’t want hear what your group did!

don’t want hear how much I can make!

don’t want hear...

(The original McDonald's Land, was a punk tune written in late 1981. This new version will be a far more...

I've got a bro named Paul.
Quite round and not very tall.
Loves the meth everything about it...

I stand before you once again
with no expectations until the end
temptation and enticement...

To my dear brother,
Seems as you too, have grown cold
To the truth, in which I have always...

Nirvana you fleetingly romantic tripe

Do bother a forgetful fool

And not I

I see...

I sinned today
I blasphemed against
All the concepts inherent
In the supremacy of the...

The Corrected Version of Roses are Red

Roses are sometimes red
Violets are definitely NOT...

Forest, trees laden with bark,
Bound by melancholy in the dark,
A misanthropic quest, we...

1,2, Satans coming for you,
3,4, Walk through hells black door,
5,6, Inverted crucifix,...

It’s Sunday…

And I need not be reminded that I’m a sinner

Because so is everyone else...

Pat my cake, pat and stake naked man,

Take me and tape me as fast as you can,

Hold me and...