Parody

Everyone has heard the story of Crūm,
Where ghastly spirits eat the dumb.
But one such thrill...

Dear old sensitive Peter,
Being chipper and Gay.
Had one too many a beer,
With Hallows...

Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick.
Jack jump over,
The candlestick.

Having too...

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty dumpty had a great fall
and all the kings horses, and all...

had I not tasted the honey
I could settle for sugar
for you see
that is my problem...

I stood at the very edge
The brink of absolution
I just hoped to myself
That I knew...

blood shot eyes
you ask why
for I have not cried
as yet I am tired
from having...

Last week was the Flying Nun's last flight.
Last week she flew to an amazing height.
She flew...

mirror, mirror on the plaster. you don't bring any joy or laughter.

we've been decieved with...

On Halloween I always get a rock everywhere I go.
I decided to retaliate by throwing their rocks...

til DEATH do us part

your death or just mine?

to another dimension

or death...

I have seen and heard but never really believed, I have understood but never really grasp the concept,I...

Just as I was about to fall asleep late one night

while camping alone in the mysterious forest...

My love really is of everlasting covenant with god
I've loved and then ' i have loved',

My...

You are so brave

for putting your beliefs out there

for anyone to judge

*~*...

When she speaks

She can go on for hours

Rambling, enjoying the company,

Of friends...

She was denied love,

Her soul not worthy,

Of a love so strongly determined by the...