Parody

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constipated

Clench my fist and I shake it at the world
Grind my teeth so hard they bleed
Loudly
I...

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Cupcake

Cupcake

Cupcake, bakes with my wife,

one of sweetest treats in life;

this cute girl is a...

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Eyes wide open

As I sail through air with the greatest of ease

I don't have time to think about much except...

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A Tribute to Loyalty

Twas 2 months past Christmas and all thru the house, no turkey was left and no crumbs for the mouse....

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Job Interview

Boss lady: Tommy you got Id? ,
Tommyizzle: Hold on let me check,
Boss lady: Now I know you...

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small talk

small talk

she’s walking to class

holding books and a shiny calculator

her polite...

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"LOVE"

"LOVE"

"Life without love is meaningless~Love was born before mankind~Love drifted as a misty cloud in the...

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Bought and Sold

Of all the paths I behold, none of them lead to gold.

Just new ways of growing old, ways of being...

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The Painted Horse

The Painted Horse

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I spent my life on the painted horse
It spins round and round and round
I cry and...

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Night of Love

Beauty upon the night and let the shadow fall from the sky.
Let it be my calling and let it remember...

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Jack And Jillian

A modern nursery rhyme

Jack and Jillian were sweethearts
They lived on a midwestern farm...

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A Ravenous Death

Once upon a midnight dreary, a boy of sixteen laid there weary, contemplating a crazy theory, to cure him...

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From life to Ash

silence of the music as it says it message,

deep within in my soul it burns,

akin only with...

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Humpty and Horner

Humpty dumpty, without care
Was eating a lovely juicy pear.

He licked his lips and rubbed...

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Red

Red

Red, you're so easily mislead
The sweetness you bring
Can make a grown man sing
...

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I run

I run with no direction,

I try to hide for no reason

Held together only by pride

...

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Drink up

Drink up

Sit down, to dine
Don’t mind if I do, a glass of wine
Feel like you’ve won it, a treat,...