Self Ghosted

As a fully documented
grown up human
it was time to make
a major life investment

Time to mortgage my future
on a primary homestead
with good old fashioned
debt accumulation

Got a haunted house discount
and moved right in

Best of all
there were no ghosts
in my fresh residence
(excluding myself of course)

Just dust and cobwebs

Easily refurbished
with cleaning solution
and a little elbow grease
which is more than can be said
for spiritually decrepit me