Fairy tales are not told very well
Most demoralizing details are left out
For did you ever hear of the lavished fear
Of Goldie Locks wearing sexy socks?
It was Roxy Fox who first wore the socks
And strutted by her with insidious mocks
Daring Goldie Locks to put on a pair
With her up swept hair,
Goldie begrudged the dare
And donned the ugliest, holiest pair!
She thought surely no one would care
And flee the scene in despondent despair
But instead, she got many a stare
For in bending down to put on the pair
She forgot she was not wearing underwear!
So to keep the fairy tale PG-13
Roxy fox took over the embarrassing scene
And Dr. Seuss chose to rewrite, “Fox in Socks”
To save the sexy streaking peek
Of Miss Goldie Locks
Be warned there are other sexy socks tales
But the mass majority did not take it too well
So today we have Jack and Jill with water pail
Instead of sexy socks that put them in jail