Still Known As A Bed Wetter

Usually don't know if I'm coming or going

A confused old dude is what I mean

Even sometimes put the cart before the horse

Makes for an real interesting scene

So now you know, I have finally confessed

Can't keep it a secret any longer

I'm quite a bit different from you other dudes

I'm a certified strange kind of author

See things differently than most normal folks

Have a weird way of looking at things

Perhaps you've noticed, never thought to ask

Just the way my pendulum swings

Absolutely happy in this delusional state

Too afflicted to know any better

Kind of embarrassing to tell you guys this

Still known to be a naughty bed wetter

So let's get serious, my dear dear friends

I'm as normal as the rest of you

Wait, that's not sounding too much better

Think we're all a big bunch of kooks