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Hoover Queen

My partner's obsession with her hoover!

07/01/2022
‘Hoover Queen’

How many times a day,
Can a carpets delicate softness,...

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Chemostry

My cancer prevention system

05/01/2022
Chemostry

Don’t take me to that dark place again.
I can’t go back there....

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Look Inside

Look Inside

Adversity killed the child in me
Apathy preserved me

All who say I came out stronger
...

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The Prickles Shindig 🦔

The Prickles Shindig 🦔

Mr & Mrs Prickle were a busy pair
They held a party on the farm and everyone was there
...

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Sauciness And Schemes ❤️

Sauciness And Schemes ❤️

She writes red hot romances from her fiery eyes

Lost in her loveliness of fantasise

And...

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Just a kid 💕

Just a kid 💕

She stands staring up on the tips of her toes

Her red rosy cheeks glistens and glows

Clip...

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Hide and Seek 🦉

Hide and Seek 🦉

I will meet you after midnight, will you promise to be there?

Underneath that big old moonlight...

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Her broken dreams🥲

Her broken dreams🥲

She was torn between the both of them

“Oh which one should she choose?”

As she lay feeling...

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Never in my wildest dreams 💕

Never in my wildest dreams 💕

Ambling along an avenue, I was startled by screeching screams

I had never heard the likes before,...

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My Magical Muse 💕

My Magical Muse 💕

As azure as the true blue sky on a cloudless summers day

Such a sensational sunshine of an awesome...

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Wild and free 🦉

Wild and free 🦉

If I was an animal, a lion I could be

Then maybes not many passing predators would ever bother me...

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The slow Snail 🥲

The slow Snail 🥲

Round and around a garden, the Puppy chased his tail

Trying with all his might to catch it, but...

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‘Jill of Jabberwocky!!’

‘Jill of Jabberwocky!!’

Last night I had the strangest dream
Whilst it is difficult to describe
I think I was a...

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The ghost of Christmas past...

The ghost of Christmas past ? 🎄

Could she really be me?

Was I the ghost of my Christmas past?

I saw her silhouette...

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Down in the dungeons 😱

Down in the dungeons 😱

T’was a ghost so grey and ghastly, silhouettes of opaque white

Hovering hallucinations, in that...

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You left for him.

You left for him.

Chances of getting you back are slim,
now that you left me for him.
So I guess that means I...

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I am what I am 💕

I am what I am 💕

I am what I am, nothing more, nothing less

If you know me quite well, you should agree..I would...