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why rose let jack go

why rose let jack go

He had air in his lungs and fresh paper to draw 

Does not sound like rose is going to outback tonight 

He taught her how to spit 

Very elegant  if I must  say so 

He drew her naked can't knock him for that 

In the end rose heart choose money over saving her love 

If she had heart she would have died with her love or 

Found another piece of wood to help stay out of the icy water 

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Devon La Porte

Hey HardRock funny man, Im thinking uou must of watched that 3 anf a half 4 hour movie and you come up with a hysterical write like this well done. Some good speculation but we would never know that story if she did what true lovers dodie young (sometimes). Allstars man.

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Bradford

Hi Devon thanks for your comments. I am trying to branch out my writing with comedy and drama and love. I had this idea about titanic yesterday just took a few minutes to write this funny one down . Cheers to you 

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Bradford

Thanks Sarah glad you liked. I try to use my sense of humor in my poems when I can. Glad you liked it.:)

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