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"Not Exactly Beachside...

(Tim the American's complaint)

So many decorative clocks
Time paused
Batteries obsolete
Appointments postponed...

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Recalcitrant rhymester...

Recalcitrant rhymester demonstrates reasonable raillery

Wily wordsmith wields wisdom and wit
renders requiem welcoming thee to visit,
no matter...

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Snap... crackle... pop......

Snap... crackle... pop... microwave went kaput

After start button pushed
immediate auditory signal issued
nsync with billowing smoke
...

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Friendship poem

Best friend

A friend is a person who makes you laugh.
A friend is a person who visit your gaff.

Friends...

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Taste Me

Taste Me

I cannot wait to tell our story
of how we came to be and how I lost you at the same time
my...

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I patronize Liberty...

2200 E High Street Pottstown, PA 19464

I patronize Liberty ministries thrift store

Upon making a purchase,
yours truly murmurs bonjour
to the man/woman clerk
manning...

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I haint no otolaryngologist

I haint no otolaryngologist

Nonetheless feel gratitude without
cerumen eye zing
January 22, 2020 'ere
and thank...

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Reclusive rhymester ruminates

Reclusive rhymester ruminates

Alone within emotional wilderness
(mine) biding leisure time
January 19th, 2020
...

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It Hurts

It Hurts

You were the drug to keep me going
You were secretly an addiction
Without me knowing
...

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Reading out loud brings...

Reading out loud brings exaltation

Yours truly whiles hours away
reading out loud... tis not hearsay
cuz ears of mine relish......

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January 17th, 2020, a moost...

January 17th, 2020, a moost memorable outing at Collegeville Diner

A hardy acknowledgement yessiree
to the blessed sister Amelie worthy
of such beloved, devoted...

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Ghost of Harriet Harris...

Ghost of Harriet Harris doth not countenance monetary largesse

After about fifty years as married wife
the last three fraught with strife
obvious telltale...

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An actual prayer

1)

God (MIA),

Why are you such a negligent parent? And why should we beg like...

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King of Dags

Lamb of Surrender

Jesus is the man that smells like shit and ammonia
His skin oozes from open wounds the stench of...

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Paying forward kindnesses...

courtesy family, friend or stranger

Paying forward kindnesses done...

Appreciative when nonagenarian
papa telepathically hears me yelp
and/or non twisted sisters...