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Happy birthday Matthew...

Happy birthday Matthew Scott Harris

Yours truly snapped, popped,
and cracked his crown out cervix
(I'll spare ye the bloody...

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Pleasant spring like day...

Pleasant spring like day January 12th, 2020

Courtesy climate change
(think global warming),
I would never wish to exchange
...

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Your stormy days will be...

Nothing in this world was going right.
I'm so confused, I put up a fight.
All that I have...

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Acid Tear drops

Teardrops of pain. teardrops of sorrow.
Teardrops of today, teardrops of tomorrow.
Teardrops...

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Cold world after all

The world today

This world that we all live in
skeletons, demons walking round chilling.
only God can judge...

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Dearest Amelie Beth Harris...

Dearest Amelie Beth Harris-Mcgeehan

If royalty moost likely
spotlight ye would dodge
nonetheless anointed, deemed, granted......

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Sinking feeling springs...

courtesy sucker punched by vehicular travails

Sinking feeling springs eternal...

Truckload of banshees muffled
as more'n yours truly wails
he feels wheely tired
as one...

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Jinxed with accursed...

Jinxed with accursed automobile woes

Small fortune already spent
to maintain 2009 Hyundai Sonata
(pray cuz I love genii, or even...

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Soporific narcoleptic pull...

Soporific narcoleptic pull wielded courtesy innocent looking bed

Hypnagogic spell immediately cast
overpowering drug induced state fast
overcome even those...

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Why spoiled misses princess...

never wishes to awaken from pleasant snooze

Why spoiled misses princess...

Appellation (with trailing switchback
and/or additional colorful turns
of phrases)...

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On beginning to compose a...

On beginning to compose a new poem...

Assaying thoughts gambol,
scuffling as in an affray
née crushing, jockeying, stampeding......

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Humanity must hustle mach...

Humanity must hustle mach schnell -

At warp speed to stave off
further global catastrophe
courtesy portentous tragedy
...

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Giving little getting to...

Giving little getting to much help

E'er since slip of a lad
little boy painfully shy
think Holden Caulfield
Catcher in...

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While in deep sleep...

While in deep sleep revelation of Matthew Scott woke

I surmise yours truly i.e. me
a slacker boomer - ye,
whereby repose finds me
face...

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Doomsday Clock 2020 two...

Doomsday Clock 2020 two minutes to midnight

Looms as harbinger unless
Homo sapiens can unite
one non Yiddish speaking
Ongematert...

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Balmy january fourth two...

Balmy january fourth two thousand twenty

I ran than jumped high
into the upper atmosphere
like a young frisky
buck naked and...

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Sick Relationship

I have a confession
I'm in love with my abuser
We have so many memories and treasures shared...