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2009 Hyundai Sonata an...

2009 Hyundai Sonata an infuriating rattletrap

Time and again finances stretched
to breaking point
crackle, pop, and snap
'curse...

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Nothing boot toe till rot...

Nothing boot toe till rot and duff feet...

Attempting nightly ritual
nsync with sole and
instep of beat
January second 21:08...

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Money

Money

I love
money

I have heard
It is the
Root
Of all
Evil

And...

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Desperation fuels Go Fund...

Desperation fuels Go Fund Me campaign

Desecration, desertion, designation,
yours truly doth poetically dislodge
destabilization,...

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Vocabulist nonalcoholic...

Vocabulist nonalcoholic punchdrunk stupor January 1st, 2020

Unlike the vast population swath,
with painful hangover
average celebrant merely
doth...

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Socked and winded...

Socked and winded unconscious checking account...

(alternatively named last poetic endeavor for 2019
issuing out cerebral petrified complex edifice...

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Divine angelic embodiment...

amazingly graced yours truly -

Divine angelic embodiment...

And the missus earlier today
December thirtieth two thousand nineteen
ah... charming angelic...

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Broken

Rape depression abuse

Broken

His harrowing hands keep her down,
Pushing her further, will she drown?
Her eyes squeezed...

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Why me father/daughter...

important to this papa

Why me father/daughter relationship

Fourteen and a half years
since death of mother (mine),
nary one iota of communication...

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Marriage to alarmingly...

dramatically expanding spouse

Marriage to alarmingly ballooning...

Eats her weigh out of home and house
unsolicited feedback courtesy
yours truly, she does...

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Absence of your presence in...

Absence of your presence in my life woke sadness

Papa unexpectedly overtaken with woe
flashback shook me complex edifice
head, shoulder, knees...

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In Lieu of A Confessional

In Lieu of A Confessional

i have been a man
riddled with neglect

a conviction of empty promises
hangs around...

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Sex is beautiful

It can be beautiful

Sex can be so much more than sex. Sex can be intimate, sensual. You’re giving yourself to someone, showing...

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Secret Desire

A fantasy

I want you to walk in my door , pin me against the wall, start kissing my lips , and then start kissing...

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Evil Is As Evil Does

Evil Is As Evil Does

The Red Tsar sniffed you out
Though you were thousands of
Miles from the mother land
...

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Ah... tis nothing greater...

malfunctioning heater on brisk winter day!

Ah... tis nothing greater than...

Thee particular date being
December twenty eighth,
two thousand nineteen, I saith
the...

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The Poet Speaks

Today December 27 two thousand nineteen

The Poet Speaks

Start time: at sixteen minutes
after seven o'clock post meridian
End time: nine minutes after...