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Unspoken vitriolic...

(alternatively titled eldest daughter despises us)

Unspoken vitriolic wickedness woke

Eden (beloved eldest daughter) icy
flat tone of voice spoke volumes,
when she talked with the...

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Arousal

Tantric Yoga

Arousal

My toes spread
My fingers tingle
My chest expands
My neck cracks
Cellular life...

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What's new with me.....

What's new with me...Matthew?

Well for starters Nationwide
road service emergency
one man cutting crew
with battery...

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Transient troubadour...

Transient troubadour traverses terrestrial terrain

'Course as a grim teller of tall tales,
(albeit poetic) reasonable rhyming
quasi roundelay I...

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A Young Man's Self-...

(Embarrassment is a strange feeling)

Humiliation. Embarrassment.
Posing for the girls there that night:
Pants down for the camera...

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Your artistic...

Your artistic interpretations regaled these deux mopic eyes

(otherwise titled psalm to
Amelie Beth by Matthew Scott,
his genuine, gluten free and non GMO...

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The day after Christmas...

The day after Christmas letdown when just a little boy

Upon reflecting with misty eyes
childhood days of yore
the mantle of anticipatory
...

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Goodbye and good riddance 2019

Commencement writing this poem

Goodbye and good riddance 2019

began December 24th: 08:04:03 PM
ended December 24th: 09:23:17 PM.

Soon Auld Lang Syne...

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Hell

where and why i'm going

Hell

How I settled it was the harshest way I could have and most likely lands me at hell’s gate,
I’ll...

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Yuletide pageant merry go...

Yuletide pageant merry go round

Written ~ December
two thousand seventeen
in case ye dear reader possess
an eye...

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Reindeer herd - heard...

Reindeer herd - heard clattering

Rangifer tarandus kept
this deep sleeper awake
cavorting, deer ring
escapade haint...

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I wax poetic as lifeblood...

I wax poetic as lifeblood imperceptibly wanes

Aging baby boomer
no longer fit as a fiddle
accumulating extra adipose tissue
around...

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Twas december twenty second...

(when all thru house in 1148 Penn Valley

Twas december twenty second 1996...

thee eldest scheming to sally
forth unlike her papa hood dilly dally
nothing to chauffeur...

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Winter solstice 2019 in...

Saturday, December 21 Military Time 2319

Winter solstice 2019 in Northern Hemisphere

(According to website:
https://earthsky.org/astronomy-
essentials/everything-you-need-...

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Stranded courtesy...

Stranded courtesy bittercold without food or drink...

Dire straits necessitated
yours truly to bethink
outside the box (literally outdoors
...

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Perched on figurative...

Perched on figurative shoulder...

taking devil's advocate stance...,
with sharp eyed cognizance
of course Joe King abidance!...

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Many British Thermal Units...

Many British Thermal Units needed...

To heat these lovely bag of bones
more so than required to generate clones
aging...