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Most imp potent playbook...

'bout fluffiness of hair after washing

Most imp potent playbook page...

Now get ready for...
yup intelligent persiflage
determining if potty "talk" gauge
...

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2009 Hyundai Sonata...

2009 Hyundai Sonata funereal lament

Unaffordable, yet valiant speeding,

tailgating, and zooming pep boys, I cannot dodge.

...

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Unadulterated emotional...

Unadulterated emotional anguish linkedin...

Regarding inconsolable screaming infant
christened Matthew Scott Harris woke
eureka insight...

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Feint faint "Fake"...

Feint faint "Fake" no nor'easter

If putsch comes to shove,
aye ain't no doggone fraidy cat
nor chicken little
fearing...

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All in my head

All in my head

I gave my all and it was never appreciated
I spilled my passion, soaked up by those who took...

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Inadequate sleep ex(spells)...

Inadequate sleep ex(spells) volatile mental state

Existential crisis ensued,
hence the following
I attempt to relate
forewarning the...

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Zoned Out

High on life

I've never needed drugs

for my eyes to glaze over

and my mind to wander...

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Sleeping Beauty move over,...

Sleeping Beauty move over, you got fierce competition

Ain't no vicious rumor,
but dead serious joke
cuz no princess
can kiss bajillion times...

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Roguish reincarnated...

Roguish reincarnated ribbing raconteur...

Ruminating, while rustling, and roping
regular riff raff galore
with deliberate intent tomb...

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Voluntary unconditional...

Voluntary unconditional surrender woke...,

Viz hitting yours truly,

when yokel egghead doth jinx

whereby ye cannot comprehend...

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Lady liberty lies slain

Lady liberty lies slain

Forsooth impeachment hearings appertain
blood on hands of
self important president,
...

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Whoops! Yours truly almost...

Whoops! Yours truly almost ditched the missus...

Who nearly knocked me upside noggin
property of self anointed Unitarian sheikh
yea... of...

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Tenacious

A play with cliché

One would think that after all these years
I'd stop biting off more than I can chew

...

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Giant Slay

Giant Slay

Sometimes
you've got to be ruthless;
you've got to be dispassionately zealous;
bring...

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At the mercy of...

viz hitted courtesy debilitating panic attacks

At the mercy of anticipatory anxiety, hence...

Upon waiting for vehicular repair
today November 19th, 2019 at:
CJ'S TIRE & AUTOMOTIVE...

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Spectacular doe eyed...

Spectacular doe eyed prodigy drummer Nandi Bushell

Nirvana protégé podcast/youtube
phenom quite mature
talented young lass promising future...

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If God lived in the present...

Children block your ears!

If God lived in our "the present" He'd judge us here and now
He'd wipe us off the map
to...