18+

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Verizon payment arrangement -

due november fifteenth two thousand nineteen

Verizon payment arrangement -

Yours truly long time
satisfactory Verizon customer
i.e. namely this monsieur
breathes...

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Loves dark side

Loves dark side

How to love, this second gives me a feeling of heart stop. How can this be. Wasn’t my heart already...

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PECO boo recalcitrant...

PECO boo recalcitrant kilowatt hour consumer

How ideal to luxuriate
supposed divine right frill
maximizing climate control
with...

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Panties

Panties

the word
panties
Brings
About
Different
Emotions
And
...

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Most restful sleep since......

Most restful sleep since... being in utero

Courtesy restless leg syndrome
spouse called me expletive rat fink
ousted me out the bed with...

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Doctors (particularly...

really trolley train hard to keep track of patients

Doctors (particularly biomedical engineers)...

Eye tell ya we (spuds)
pulled up stakes after four yar
and zero scores ago living in Bryn...

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Overdraft finds me chill...

Overdraft finds me chill and off balance

Penuriousness long did acquaint
yours truly, who feels loath
to lodge complaint
...

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Weird "fake" news

Weird "fake" news

This pencil necked geek
did hair thru the long grapevine
actually following false tidbit...

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Pipe

Oh dear glass heating up . Needle in your arm what trouble will the itch bring . Grumpy hang out moody...

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The bane of restless leg...

The bane of restless leg syndrome kicks back

Minus adverse side effects
courtesy Ropinirole HCL
couple nights I did try,
albeit...

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Discombobulation hammers ...

tuckered wayfarer

Discombobulation hammers (sic) kills, lacerates, peppers...

Blitzkrieg cacophony debilitates Earthling
spiritually, mentally, emotionally... castrates
...

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Who knew shredded paper...

alias confetti could be so much fun?

Who knew shredded paper...

The misses took play therapy (hive
urgently got to tell thee)
to whole nother level,
...

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Lion 'bout grabbing...

Lion 'bout grabbing tiger by tail

Holy mole lee
watch out fowl, balladeer
look out... i.e. donkey kong
primate doth...

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Argh... infamous pinwheel...

Argh... infamous pinwheel on macbook pro 2009

alas and alack
myopic staring eyes
bulge out their sockets,
cuz yours truly taken...

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Feliz cumpleaƱos la seƱora...

Feliz cumpleaƱos la seƱora Dunning

Fifty seven orbitz didst elapse
circling with thee around the sun
and nary sign ye will...

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Ropinirole put to sleep...

Ropinirole put to sleep restless leg syndrome

Courtesy the miracle of modern medicine
above named prescription medication
expelled,...