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Sound of running water...

(alternately titled: Pee pee song and dance routine)

Sound of running water prompts urge to urinate

Invariably analogous setting
kickstarts schlemiel to agitate
excretory mechanism linkedin,...

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H-E-L-P!!! N-e-e-d s-o-m-e...

Spouse booby trapped husband!!!

H-E-L-P!!! N-e-e-d s-o-m-e b-o-d-y!!!...

Homicide courtesy munch
house zen by proxy
immediately suspected hunch
police, K9...

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Dump Trump – a lump n prowl...

Dump Trump – a lump n prowl lot terror re: hot

The tattered glory of America, now heats up
with agitation poised to strike on brink
arty...

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No lentil beans before...

(alternately titled: unrelenting flatulence)

No lentil beans before bedtime unless...

Ya wanna count bajillion sheep,
but tween gluteus maximus powerful
natural gas explosions...

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Ott's (lots)...

Ott's (lots) chrysanthemums in bloom

Highland Manor Apartments
affords quick jaunt
veritable exotic getaway
scant miles...

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Creepy critters

Had a share of creepy . Skin crawled afterwards . Had a taste of stinky . Itchy worm critters formed after...

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10:24 pm CST

death or how i like it; submarine style.

10:24 pm CST

basically i break the creative ache

i rhyme with nothingness at my back

beer comes and...

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Velkommen... awoke? Scare...

Velkommen... awoke? Scare for treat?

All hallows eve festooned, spooked sight,
tricked out ghostly haunted house fright
especially...

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Courtesy viz (g)natty Thrip...

Courtesy viz (g)natty Thrip Pest...

This client (Matthew Scott)
availed himself at behest
of following counselor
who bares...

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Strikingly crafty...

what else... his trademark blatherskite!

Strikingly crafty logomaniac presents...

While sprawled comfortably
numb upon davenport
Iowa daily dose of poetic mishmash,
...

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(A Young Man) Ashamed of...

(Overcoming Embarrassment)

Ashamed but...
Maybe he half- wanted attention-
Trying to overcome embarrassment
And...

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Impregnable fortified Donjon

Impregnable fortified Donjon

Alias indomitable invincible
Donald John Trump oozes wrath
inexorably plunging every species...

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Be not complacent '...

Be not complacent 'bout dire global warming

Despite brisk temperatures today lo
mein October fifth
two thousand nineteen y'know,
...

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Words spelled correct...

Wɜrdz spɛld kəˈrɛkt ˈvɜrsəs fəˈnɛtɪkˈspɛlɪŋ

Words spelled correct versus phonetic spelling

alternately titled fun with phonics
ˈɔltərnətli ˈtaɪtəld fʌn wɪð ˈfɑnɪks
analogous when like...

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Short-Live The Methamphetqueen

I am rooted to bathroom floors,
Existing only in backrooms and toilet doors
As a "slutty drug...