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Combatting inherent bias

Combatting inherent bias

This poetic attempt an abbreviation
how biological insemination
(minus in vitro fertilization...

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Saddled with onus of penury...

Saddled with onus of penury no more

Good n plenti riches abound
unreachable to gentle
hermit while aboveground,
human ship...

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Television triptych throwback

Television triptych throwback

Non-bachelor (batch chiller)
"FAKE" horror thriller
available Netflix starring
ghost...

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If you only knew

If you only knew

If you only knew
the thoughts I have of you
you and I
but I think I'm in your...

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Ice say... water we dew...

Ice say... water we dew wing to planet Earth?

Tis appalling Homo sapiens legacy,
the future survival of species can ill afford
hence we...

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Cavorting around while fecund

Cavorting around while fecund

Peachy keen verboten maiden jailbait
USA plum ova ripe fruit
inevitably, inimitably,...

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Ill suited for madcap...

Ill suited for madcap twenty first century world

Aghast at explosive industrialization/
urbanization once sacred wild woodland
whittled away...

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Incomprehensible space/time...

Incomprehensible space/time continuum intrigues...

One insignificant, infinitesimal
incomprehensibleness cosmic speck,
who doth readily confess...

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Blood tests at LabCorp...

Blood tests at LabCorp equals vial experience

Friday the thirteenth, (September
tooth house hind nineteen)
dark shadows winessed scads of...

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September 12th, 2019...12...

September 12th, 2019...12:00 p.m.

inspection/ emission finally possible
but...hopes dashed to smithereens

August thirty first...

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Jinxed jesting jejune...

Jinxed jesting jejune junior jobber...

just jabbering gibberish (A - I)

Again, another awkward ambitious
arduous attempt at...

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Woke gastroenterologist...

Woke gastroenterologist Mary Kathleen Friedland

Prescribed blood tests
present no qualms,
unlikely nothing askew i.e.
ticking time...

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Onerous anus complex

Onerous anus complex

Pain in the ass devoid of dreck
inapropos poetic material what the heck
more unbearable than...

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naughty

Spank her she's been a naughty girl . Wank him he's been a very naughty boy . Spit on her to enter the...

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Tingling scalp

Tingling scalp

Cold shower today - (early afternoon)
September eighth two thousand
and nineteen more...

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Between Scylla and Charybdis

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Greek mythological
drama flourishes,
nee thrives within
noggin of yours truly
...