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Happy 210th birthday...

Happy 210th birthday Charles Dickens

aforementioned author born
February 7, 1812
the long deceased (centuries) storied author...

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Watching upcoming toilet...

Watching upcoming toilet bowl lvi highlight of February 13th, 2022

Above title attests how mine mundane mein kampf
insync as a veritable clogged drain oh:
flush...

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Sane sexagenarian scribe...

Sane sexagenarian scribe seeks asylum in Canada...

should Trump swindle electorate by hook or crook,
(1003 days, 9 hours, and
32 minutes until...

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Shana Aubrey Harris born...

Shana Aubrey Harris born...

twenty three years ago
today February 4th, 2022
begat about nine months prior,
...

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Groundhog day 2022 or Forty...

Groundhog day 2022 or Forty two days since 2021 Winter Solstice

Already noticeably marked
increase in daylight
yours truly courtesy affected
qua...

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Defecation clogged toilet...

courtesy prescription laxative AMITIZA

Defecation clogged toilet bowl...

and found (me) zee papa pooped out,
thus embarrassing communiqué I post,
a reasonably rhyming...

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Daily enhancing mindfulness

Daily enhancing mindfulness

Discombobulation thunderously
torments, triumphs, tumults
courtesy deafening,
...

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First appreciable (healthy)...

First appreciable (healthy) snowfall 2022 occurred January 28th

Virgin whiteness blankets terrestrial realm
bajillion snowflakes tumble out of sky
atavistic...

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Lima describe how yours...

Lima describe how yours truly went Peru zing...

thru truckloads of his personal communiqués broadcast
(methinks quite some years ago) across world...

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Poet who exhibits panache -...

to tickle your fancy dear reader rabbit,
perchance European G-man double agent
regarding the...

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Gold Brick

Gold Brick

My cousin visited me last year and he is a loafer.
He took my only bedroom and I slept on the sofa...

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***** NONPARTISAN SHAM ...

SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN updated *****

Innocuous, yet unhealthy threat looms across
(air/radio...

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Encounter with guardian...

Encounter with guardian angel January 20th, 2022

We (myself and thee missus)
experienced shell shock
analogous to war weary soldiers
...

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Try mumbo jumbo chicken...

Try mumbo jumbo chicken gumbo soup saith dumbo

Yours truly an unfortunate hostage
within Homo sapien zoo
looking for unwitting subject(s) to...

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The revered Reverend Martin...

The revered Reverend Martin Luther King Junior

Born five score minus seven years ago
minus attaining age of centenarian
father of civil...

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Lulled to sleep courtesy...

Lulled to sleep courtesy white noise of the fan

Nestled under blankets,
the gentle whirring sound
soothes the savage beast
within mine...

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Deimos perplexing state of...

Deimos perplexing state of Martian crash test dummy

Anthropomorphic test device to explore
amply, cheaply tricked out
with super tramping,...