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This December 17th, 2021...

This December 17th, 2021...

Totally tubular fiction yup,
nevertheless I reflect
the year (arbitrarily plucked from misty...

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Bar none, no shortage of...

Bar none, no shortage of soap shampoo, nor detergent

Courtesy food pantries
Saint Eleanor's Saint Mary's,
Our Daily Bread,
the missus and...

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Quirky suave Unitarian

After most recent shower,
and particularly washing hair
(then shaking head
analogous...

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Employment quest sought...

Employment quest sought December 11th, 2021

Across cyberspace,
the following epistle
yours truly (me) doth lob
as the figurative...

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Castaway

If I am to be lost then let it be to the ages, hidden in pages not a permanent part of it all, surely I'm...

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Kombucha trilogy with chia...

Kombucha trilogy with chia seeds spells molotov cocktail

(particularly when nursed at room temperature)

I learned that Kombucha
best be kept...

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Rounding Third

RUN HOME

Rounding Third

A ​ Trojan Horse
wreaked HAVOC on those
who thought they were
receiving a gift
...

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Toils of the secret.

She toils in the sacred rain, and feels the pain of existence time and again.

As the asteroid flys...

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F-c--d!

Trust the system

It works

Rome or Capitalism

Papacy or...

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Game Over

Warning Explicit

Game Over

It's a cylinder made of metal,
the cold barrel against my warm chin, how comforting it feels as it...

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DONALD TRUMP MUST BE...

DONALD TRUMP MUST BE PERMANENTLY 

FURLOUGHED & BARRED FROM WHITEHOUSE

Ducks of former self proclaimed poobah
getting lined...

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Insecurities Recipe

warning Gory and explicit about Suicide

Insecurities Recipe

Spaghetti brains
or maybe its a mop
covered in prego sauce
but wait I heard a shot...

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When does phenomenal moment...

When does phenomenal moment of existence occur...?

Otherwise titled: Regaling eldest sibling
delineating her sixty third successful orbit
around...

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ANIMALS ARE HILARIOUS

Highly intelligent too

My dog was looking at me funny...

She kept nudging me to show my face...

Of course, I...

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Acid reflux ~ late morning...

Acid reflux ~ late morning November 29th, 2021

Ah... nothing more enjoyable than acidic gastric fluid (bile) flowing backward into esophagus, resulting in...

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I relished being hungry for...

I relished being hungry for leftover Thanksgiving pop slop gloppy grub

Hmm... on second thought
lemme join anorexic club
until rib cage protrudes taut and visible...

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Heads where.

Just get your head around it no pissing around.

That's just the way it is and you have to - must...