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Daiya vegan non dairy...

Daiya vegan non dairy cheesecake - oh yum!

Hard knocks Methacton school alum
ofttimes finds ruing his fate
while squarely planted on me...

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This nonestablishmentarian ...

This nonestablishmentarian (Iman) kant riff!

Otherwise titled as: Thanksgiving
nothing more'n gobbledygook
we stuff ourselves with....

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While vehicle underwent...

While vehicle underwent routine oil change today...

At Norm's Save Station
551 Gravel Pike, Collegeville, Pennsylvania,
yours truly suddenly...

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November 13th, 2021 - Happy...

to my long deceased mom...

November 13th, 2021 - Happy eighty sixth birthday

Harriet Harris née Kuritsky

My mother succumbed to a terminal illness
two score minus three...

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Anglophone aficionado...

Anglophone aficionado exudes infatuation with English language

Versus me
(chilling as an outsize ego freezer)
profusely perspiring
and heavily...

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Reality comes again

Reality comes again

I don´t feel real, is my body real?
Only rushing blood and sore knees
Make me feel real...

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Forced

Forced

Forced

So tired of being in this life it's such a fucked up place
the situation is a must but noone seems...

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Booth made famous on April...

Sic semper tyrannis ad mortem

Booth made famous on April 15th, MDCCCLXV...

("Thus always I bring death to tyrants").

Ever since early forerunners
of twenty first...

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Chief garbage taster as...

Chief garbage taster as fifth grade Halloween gag

at Henry Kline Boyer Elementary School
As a Halloween costume,
one year during early grade...

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October twenty third two...

Eastern Standard Time abuzz auld Durin

October twenty third two thousand twenty one...02:44:06 PM

(ya know whit I'm Tolkien about
Elder days long regarding) Autumnal thrum –

The perfect balm...

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The Shaking Bottle

The Shaking Bottle

I dreamt of a time that my life would get better, a dream. I've dreamt for as long as I can remember....

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I heard the universal sound...

while being quarantined inside our own invisible bubble

I heard the universal sound of aum (pronounced ohm)...

Transcendent meditations
while athwart oblate spheroid
allow, enable, and provide
deft...

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Byte Size Food Begets Best...

Byte Size Food Begets Best Benefits

re: visited tonight October 15th, 2021

Way before aye knew
the name Fletcherism applied...

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My eldest sister Amélie...

ever the amateur family entomologist

My eldest sister Amélie Beth...

Upon texting her a picture
(countless moments ago
since October ninth)
unfamiliar...

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Mine psyche riddled with...

Mine psyche riddled with dybbuk - haint no joke

Thru emerging adulthood awareness awoke
within noggin of average baby boomer bloke
...

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Assholes to remind the...

How could they forget that most victims have there face covered when being forced by a prick, to endure...

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Circa October 7th 2020 papa...

Circa October 7th 2020 papa passed away

Professed paean pronounced
and adroitly produced
upon spirit of deceased
named Boyce...