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Twisted

Twisted

You lull me to sleep with kind promises
Sweetly intoxicating my senses
Invite me only when I’...

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Serpentine

Serpentine

I envy your moldable encrusted body
Serpent
Your replaceable husk
To lay your crooked...

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2021 Oktoberfest cancelled,...

2021 Oktoberfest cancelled, thus babel of voices not heard

Ordinarily approximately sixteen days
of barley, hops and malt brew
to ale any even those who...

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Wednesday, September 2021...

eastern standard time Autumn Equinox arrives

Wednesday, September 2021 at 3:20 PM...

That seasonal occasion twill arise
when darkness and light doth bring
equilibrium between...

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Just don't look.

Your mind is cooked.

Just don't look.

As the wicked pull down your pants.

Your...

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Gonifs and gossips...

Gonifs and gossips...

Abound and lurk
within every nook and cranny
analogous to some annoying pest
here at...

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Nightmares

I'm a piece of shit
I'm a horrible fucking person

I learn a person's weakness

And...

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Dusk dawns noticeably...

Dusk dawns noticeably earlier each night in Schwenksville, Pennsylvania - yup

Which trend will continue some days before
winter solstice 2021 in Northern Hemisphere,
...

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A (growing) menagerie of...

A (growing) menagerie of stuffed animals And Beanie Babies

The following doth constitute
combination of fact and fiction
unfortunately not sentences...

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Off the beaten track

Off the beaten track

A plethora of attention
focused on twentieth anniversary
regarding terrorist attacks
...

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Man of the Water Lady of...

Man of the Water Lady of the Forest

Slender fingers
running through my hair
sliding over my lips
tracing down
...

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Apostle Matthew encountered...

artist, dragon and gangster extraordinaire

Apostle Matthew encountered...

Here at 2 Highland Manor Drive
Schwenksville, Pennsylvania.

Actually all three people...

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Personal vicissitudes...

Personal vicissitudes pronounced irrepressible self loathing

Ever since mine boyhood
I experienced abhorrence
toward yours truly,
an extremely...

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Labor Day 2021

Labor Day 2021

Courtesy of one or more tradesmen,
first Monday in September set aside
for employees able,...

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Questions of the tortured

Cursed is that what this is, this womanhood.

Unwanted and looped in disappointment, is that what...

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I hate robocalls!

I turn off damn ringer,
nonetheless...
telephone still buzzes
twenty four seven...

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Screeching cornered animal...

Screeching cornered animal synonymous with banshee on the loose

Upon exiting side door nearest
to our single bedroom
(a few dozen strides to access said way...