Ah... already the summer approaches closing time, but yours truly can squeeze one more...
A poet (quite familiar with yours truly) sat at his computer trying his darnedest to craft a...
An Autumn like day (August 28th, 2021) found me and the missus venturing along unfamiliar...
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Said geographical area composed of counties located in Southeastern Pennsylvania, South...
The American Library Association implores cognoscenti tubby alert for impersonators, who...
You're so damn skinny Are you into fitness? You better run hoe You better call a...
I desperately clutched (the Peanuts stuffed animal) Woodstock to help me absorb shock....
Though published more'n a half dozen years ago, whereby the author painstakingly...
It’s not enough, watching you from afar Always out of my reach like a star Ah, how very...
At least forty eight hour time span lapsed whereby big boy wanted to cry explaining how yours...
Lemme titillate thee regarding myself daily soldiering thru breastworks read out loud to...
January twelfth two thousand and ten October seventh two thousand eighteen and again August...
Turns out that the community's helpers have no power.
Quite overwhelming for those on the line....
Ultrasound allowed, enabled and provided obstetrician to zoom, image courtesy sonogram...
Mercy madam.
How do you do.
I can't get near you, but I can financially and emotionally...
Wicked bad designed day poem originally crafted then alternately titled for no particular rhyme nor...
Be happy don't worry understood how thee feel sorry for never defending me madam norry...