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Smell of fresh mown grass...

Smell of fresh mown grass last day of August 2021

Ah... already the summer
approaches closing time,
but yours truly can squeeze
one more...

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Somewhere in time this...

Somewhere in time this Philosopher stonily ponders...

A poet (quite familiar with yours truly)
sat at his computer
trying his darnedest to craft a...

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Meandering along...

while listening to SiriusXM Radio

Meandering along Schwenksville Road...

An Autumn like day (August 28th, 2021)
found me and the missus venturing
along unfamiliar...

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Umpteenth heat wave since...

sizzles Delaware Valley today August 25th, 2021

Umpteenth heat wave since onset of summer...

Said geographical area composed of counties
located in Southeastern Pennsylvania,
South...

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Avid Bookworms On The Loose

Avid Bookworms On The Loose

The American Library Association
implores cognoscenti tubby alert
for impersonators, who...

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Diss

Diss

You're so damn skinny
Are you into fitness?
You better run hoe
You better call a...

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Anxiety went into overdrive...

"check engine light" being on

Anxiety went into overdrive regarding...

I desperately clutched
(the Peanuts stuffed animal) Woodstock
to help me absorb shock....

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On becoming more...

This changes everything Capitalism versus climate (copy written...

On becoming more knowledgeable after reading...

Though published
more'n a half dozen years ago,
whereby the author
painstakingly...

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I want all of you

I want all of you

It’s not enough, watching you from afar
Always out of my reach like a star
Ah, how very...

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Prolonged offal bout...

Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux a worse hellish fate than perdition

At least forty eight hour time span
lapsed whereby big boy wanted to cry
explaining how yours...

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Booby trapped within...

Booby trapped within apartment unit b44

Lemme titillate thee
regarding myself daily soldiering thru breastworks
read out loud to...

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Haitian earthquakes

Haitian earthquakes

January twelfth two thousand and ten
October seventh two thousand eighteen
and again August...

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No power.

Turns out that the community's helpers have no power.

Quite overwhelming for those on the line....

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Upon our (yours truly and...

Upon our (yours truly and his missus) exchanging holy matrimony vows

Ultrasound allowed, enabled
and provided obstetrician to zoom,
image courtesy sonogram...

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Hold on where's mercy.

Mercy madam.

How do you do.

I can't get near you, but I can financially and emotionally...

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August 13th, 2021 – twenty...

August 13th, 2021 – twenty two years since...

Wicked bad designed day poem originally crafted
then alternately titled for no particular rhyme nor...

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Sole (and soul) brother...

and eldest sister absolved of guilt once and for all

Sole (and soul) brother waves magic wand (poof)...,

Be happy don't worry
understood how thee feel sorry
for never defending me madam norry...