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Argh Daylight Savings Time ...

Argh Daylight Savings Time – March 14th, 2021

Once again, yours truly
dishes out his regular dose
of literary gobbledygook
even...

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Revelations about Dad’s...

Revelations about Dad’s infamous midnight lectures... woke up courtesy therapy

Especially during past session
on May eighth
two thousand twenty one
between the hours...

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Rental rebate plus...

Rental rebate plus affordable rent...

One benefit living at
Highland Manor Apartments
until decrepit and bent...
constitutes...

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Bullseye! The frisky spouse...

Bullseye! The frisky spouse accidentally and nearly blinded me

(alternately titled: eye temporarily lost sight of reason.)

Yesterday - March (7th) madness...

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Personal productivity...

Personal productivity measured courtesy...

Unspecified number of hours spent
yesterday March 6th, 2021
reading (cover to cover)...

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Schlerotic schlemiel...

Schlerotic schlemiel schleps...and says Shalom...

to anonymous readers March 6th, 2021
(blustery and chilly Saturday)
reminiscing about mien...

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Oodles of robins; harbinger...

Oodles of robins; harbinger of spring this brutally cold March 5th, 2021

Turdus migratorius -
otherwise known as robin red breast
jabbering Kon'nichiwa i.e. honorable...

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Ephemeral online moment...

Ephemeral online moment...

Yours truly plagiarizes himself with zeal
courtesy mental cogs and rusty wheel,
thus no...

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After our outing at Liberty...

After our outing at Liberty Ministries

(Sanatoga, Pennsylvania location)

I luxuriated as inkling of spring 2021
offered sneak...

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Friendly pirate wannabe...

Friendly pirate wannabe flies his Jolly Roger...

while surfing cyber seas today March 2nd, 2021.

Actually yours truly quite a literate codger...

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Greetings from...

Greetings from Schwenksville, Pennsylvania today March 1st, 2021

I dashed (off the enclosed poem) yay
while safely secured within
white horse open sleigh...

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JEALOUS

HUSTLE

Can you sell it? Can you Hustle it? If you can act this Hustle, do you think it gives you some muscle? You...

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Mild temperatures gradually...

Mild temperatures gradually melt snow

I looked outside the bedroom window
here at B44 Highland Manor Apartments
today February 28th...

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Severely withdrawn as a...

Severely withdrawn as a doggone lad...

I wanted someone to hear me shout for help
as recently recalled
when yours truly a little...

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Grim reaper scion donned as...

Grim reaper scion donned as nodule on lung...

Lodged squarely upon corporeal property
(i.e. necessary soft tissue)
of Amelie Beth Harris-...

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I experience inappetence,...

I experience inappetence, yet nevertheless hunger for victuals

Mine corporeal complex edifice
unleashes convulsions of anxiety.

Lack of appetite
to...

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Righteous smart left hand

Righteous smart left hand

Short lived amnesia
(there's no app for that) found
his highness (ha... ha... ha... hm)...