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Righteous smart left hand

Righteous smart left hand

Short lived amnesia
(there's no app for that) found
his highness (ha... ha... ha... hm)...

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The missus brings me high...

The missus brings me high test coffee...

A cold wintry January 53rd, 2021
at Highland Manor apartments
picturesque snow covered...

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Good news came my way today...

Good news came my way today February 21, 2021 courtesy late father

Papa - purportedly named
after paternal grandmother
Sadie, her mom's Yiddish name
...

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My ebbing physical prowess...

My ebbing physical prowess and strength

I take stock and revisit good ole days of yore
quite conscious undeclared state of war
...

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You don’t understand...

You don’t understand me..

So you wanna know what it’s like to have depression?
It’s like trying to breathe with a heart ,...

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Anticlimactic mood after...

Anticlimactic mood after February 18th, 2021 snow storm subsided

I hate spoiler alert
regarding weather forecasters prediction,
especially when meteorologist...

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Late morning today ...

Late morning today (February 17, 2021)

I (accompanied by missus)
drove to bed bath and beyond
Plymouth Meeting, Pennsylvania
...

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Overdosing (rather binge...

Overdosing (rather binge reading) thesaurus...

Imagine if ye will
earlier one blustery February sixteenth
two thousand twenty one,
...

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Valentine's Day 2021

Valentine's Day 2021

Yours truly not necessarily
romantic fellow at heart
more accurately methinks myself
...

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Adventitious existence...

Adventitious existence birthed introverted spiritual outlier i.e. me

Speculative fictitious flirtation imagined
courtesy grown old male offspring (me)
begat when...

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How convenient slated to...

COVID-19 February 13th, 2021

How convenient slated to receive second dose...

Here at Highland Manor apartments
me and the missus occupy room B44
courtesy qualified...

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Courtesy Gretchen Rubin&...

Courtesy Gretchen Rubin's four tendencies...

Yours truly classified as rebel
after accessing https://quiz.gretchenrubin.com/.

I thank...

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I'll have word's...

Addiction issues, the water, the needle and the tissues.

My whole life I have loved people who had...

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Watching toilet bowl lv...

Watching toilet bowl lv highlight of snowy February 7th, 2021

Above title attests how mine mundane mein kampf
flush with adventure overflowing excitement....

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Hanging pictures today...

(in an attempt to cover up (overlay) fruit fly waste byproduct)

Hanging pictures today February 5th, 2021 with the missus...

At four feet eleven (fifty nine inches),
the spouse longitudinally challenged
hence she...

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February fourth nineteen...

February fourth nineteen ninety nine...

Signified birth of our second bundle of joy
whereby linkedin chromosomes betwixt
the missus...

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Groundhog day 2021 -...

Groundhog day 2021 - Tuesday, February 2nd

Coincides with astronomy's cross-quarter day,
marking the midpoint between
winter solstice...