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I crown the missus "...

I crown the missus "champ impractical joker"

Unbeknownst the wife appeared unusually upbeat,
she did pretend and succeed
to give yours...

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2020 NOT THE WORSE YEAR YET

2020 NOT THE WORSE YEAR YET

Many people can't wait to say goodbye to 2020...

Too bad we can't do it twice with the knowledge we...

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Disappearing

I'm glad you disappeared, now I'm free again,
they said that you were abducted by aliens,
...

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Winter solstice 2020 in...

Winter solstice 2020 in Northern Hemisphere

5:02 AM Eastern Time Monday,
December 21
Location: 2 Highland Manor Drive
...

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Stalker's convertible

Stalker's convertible

He drives the
convertible
by her house

clinging to a
memory
she no...

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Purgative debacle...

Purgative debacle debilitated me December 18th, 2020

Hoop fully adequately explains
source of odoriferous dry rot,
ye possibly smell, I jot...

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A former slender man ...

deplores adipose tissue gain

A former slender man (lapsed Unitarian anorexic)...

No Holiday music can soothe savage beast
washboard abdomen weight watcher's dream fleeced
...

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I relish being hungry for...

I relish being hungry for popslop grub...

(on second thought lemme join anorexic club
until rib cage protruding taut and visible
...

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Marital covenant chaste...

Marital covenant chaste away errant infidelity

Yours truly shirked fidelity regarding faithful vows
bequeathed courtesy angel of mercy,
who...

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Charming

Infatuation

What a slight of hand

Seems to come from nowhere

Upturns norms

...

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Deft "star student...

Deft "star student" and beloved dynamic daughter upon her twenty fourth birthday

I suppose... see:)?

twas approximately early/mid March
nineteen ninety six begat your fate...

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Throbbing sentimental pangs...

Throbbing sentimental pangs trigger nostalgic memories of yesteryear

Mine emotionally fraught days of yore
spilt presentiment tinged blood
into sucker punched...

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Glory to thermodynamics

and spoils of Western Civilization.

Glory to thermodynamics

Thrum of the central heater...
manually activated upon advent of twilight
(since yours truly...

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Rather than crank up the...

Rather than crank up the heat...

and ratchet up global warming
like bubbling vegetable stew
with tsk... tsk... heard
...

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Snow showers earlier today...

Snow showers earlier today December 9th, 2020 yielded negligible accumulation

Though anyone who saw
and/or watched local news would be more wise
the brief flurry of...

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Found in Translation

False Prophet: "There is only one Mediator between God and mankind: the Mighty Cigarette"

Potential...