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Friendly pirate wannabe...

Friendly pirate wannabe flies his Jolly Roger...

while surfing cyber seas today March 2nd, 2021.

Actually yours truly quite a literate codger...

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Greetings from...

Greetings from Schwenksville, Pennsylvania today March 1st, 2021

I dashed (off the enclosed poem) yay
while safely secured within
white horse open sleigh...

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Mild temperatures gradually...

Mild temperatures gradually melt snow

I looked outside the bedroom window
here at B44 Highland Manor Apartments
today February 28th...

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Severely withdrawn as a...

Severely withdrawn as a doggone lad...

I wanted someone to hear me shout for help
as recently recalled
when yours truly a little...

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I experience inappetence,...

I experience inappetence, yet nevertheless hunger for victuals

Mine corporeal complex edifice
unleashes convulsions of anxiety.

Lack of appetite
to...

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Like Shingles

Dedicated to JHennessey

Like Shingles

When you first
came
on
Everyone experienced you
sort of like
Having...

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Mine shaved spindle shanks...

Mine shaved spindle shanks indistinguishable from plucked chicken

I suddenly became aware
(although rooted motive not clear)
avoiding self castration ere...

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Christmas Past

Some wistful longing

Christmas Past

May you find peace and love
May your days be filled with the company of friends
People that...

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A Giant major shopping ordeal

12/06/2020 03:41 PM.

A Giant major shopping ordeal

Imagine a long and winding line
all the way to Jabip
upon the handle of small grocery cart...

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Deep within throes of...

Deep within throes of writer's block cerebral cortex feels frozen to the core

Haint no rhyme nor reason
why writing a poem such an arduous chore
twenty two days afore...

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Gobbledygook about Thanks...

Gobbledygook about Thanks Taking formerly known as Thanksgiving

Heretofore stuffing said scandalous fête
worst day of year turkeys do hate
though vegan...

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Housekeeping not a strong...

(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***)

Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus

Flush with rage the spouse will become allied
if reference made how she buzzfeeds disorder
...

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Food-to-Go

Food-to-Go

I gave word salad..
I selected P's and Q's
and arranged them
on a plate..
He...

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Still binge reading...

September 8th, 2020

Still binge reading Bertrand Russell..

I plunge further into
erudite epistemological philosophication
courtesy said renown British...

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Damn anticipatory anxiety...

Damn anticipatory anxiety affliction... trumps volition (mine) to don employee hat!

Until the grim reaper
whisks yours truly away
common joe just biden his time
...

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Mine courtship with deadly...

Mine courtship with deadly obsession(s)

still indelibly scored within
windmills of my mind
this July 22nd, 2020.

Imagine...

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Defecation clogged toilet...

and found (me) zee papa pooped out

Defecation clogged toilet bowl courtesy metamucil..

Anal eyes zing thee
nightly dump for yesterday
July 8th, 2020 - whereby
plunger helped...