Abort

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Self preservation

(The self imposed annihilation)

Self preservation

The gold
crucifix around
your
neck
gives away
your over eager
...

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How unappealing... the...

courtesy hurling mandarin oranges.

How unappealing... the missus went bananas

Yes quite juvenile
unladylike childlike behaviour,
mine wife oft times doth display,
I...

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Anomalous poetic...

googling inept kickstarted lame outré jaunty hokum

Anomalous poetic contrivance evokes...

(alternately titled:
Random screenshot within me noggin
instantaneously transforming,
...

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Impasse to contentment

Impasse to contentment

Just me and mine shadow doth blog
passivity, the path of least resistance oh my dog,
an...

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Empty nest syndrome, plus...

Empty nest syndrome, plus lapsed romances revisited...

courtesy Matthew Scott Harris
sentimental memorialized mental archive

No matter mine eldest...

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Reject Eject

Reject Eject

Everything would not be set into motion
If only my suicidal mom gave me an abortion
I have...

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Would the real “Matthew...

Would the real “Matthew Scott Harris” please stand up!

Yo...over here in Schwenksville, Pennsylvania
all the other ones (that follow below)...
them...

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Why I keep a low profile i...

Why I keep a low profile i.e. namely remain invisible

Alternately titled -
dear readers ye each saddled as exegete
to make sense little known...

Poem -

A friend with disgust

A tale of mistrust

A friend with disgust

I've no reason to be scripted,
Our chats have always been encrypted.

I showed you my truth...

Poem -

the masterpiece

I sit here so dumbfounded.
Aghast at what I have done,
So silly to think it would remain,...

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Fighting and sinking

Breaks part 1

Fighting and sinking

I walk into the room you can even hear all the silence
We're celebrating' success and sippin' on...

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April fools' day - ...

April fools' day - (ordinarily) all manner of tomfoolery abounds

Pandemic straps tightly plied girded beltway
unlike any other All fools day
in annals of...

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Dithering with hesitation...

Dithering with hesitation on brink of abysmal precipice

Infinite pitch black void zooms,
I vacillate to pitch headlong (head over heels)
where...

Poem -

Hyundai Sonata...

tweaked to pass inspection broadcast on the double

Hyundai Sonata malfunctioning brake caliper blues

(alternately titled snafu: ma bell heave hubble
vehicular repairs (prohibitive)
finds me...

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Among persons known within...

Among persons known within mine barbed ken

Analogous to black box
holding untold secrets,
I share the following self
...

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Etymological fervor kindles...

Etymological fervor kindles logorrhoea

Hence no surprise... yes
recherché rhetorical flourish(es) impress,
yet mine deliberate...

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Elusive pursuit endeavoring...

Elusive pursuit endeavoring to craft a great poem

I confess, no deliberate intent, yet often wonder
what spurs me to nudge, goad, coax, et cetera...