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Spinner

Lustrous and silken
Are your woven lies
Like a tapestry
Of many textures
You....

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Feint faint "Fake"...

Feint faint "Fake" no nor'easter

If putsch comes to shove,
aye ain't no doggone fraidy cat
nor chicken little
fearing...

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Lady liberty lies slain

Lady liberty lies slain

Forsooth impeachment hearings appertain
blood on hands of
self important president,
...

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Soundless blinding blitzkrieg

Soundless blinding blitzkrieg

Abominable barrage bombards
fortified barracks show
warring subsequently, incandescently,...

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Rendered self lame courtesy...

Rendered self lame courtesy obsessive compulsive behavior

Handy dandy blues clues plain
all purpose favorite refrain
i.e. "impossible mission"
...

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lies

to be happy but how

all the lies make me want to die before my time stuck in the same ol game every damn time can't stop and I...

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While rummaging thru papers...

While rummaging thru papers to shred...

Earlier this November fourth
two thousand and nineteen
your truly long in the tooth
(...

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Schwenksville, Pennsylvania

Earthdate/starttime: 11/04/19 01:10:26 AM :: Earthdate/endtime...

Schwenksville, Pennsylvania

Poetic snapshot regarding immediate
actual, physical, spatial... environment
pertinent,...

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star wishes

star wishes

For the stars have now taken the wishes I once held in my heart for us.
There thousands of miles...

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I'm sorry....

I’m sorry to all those whom I’ve given my heart.
I’m sorry to those,
That from me,
We’...

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The bane of restless leg...

The bane of restless leg syndrome kicks back

Minus adverse side effects
courtesy Ropinirole HCL
couple nights I did try,
albeit...

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Discombobulation hammers ...

tuckered wayfarer

Discombobulation hammers (sic) kills, lacerates, peppers...

Blitzkrieg cacophony debilitates Earthling
spiritually, mentally, emotionally... castrates
...

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Who knew shredded paper...

alias confetti could be so much fun?

Who knew shredded paper...

The misses took play therapy (hive
urgently got to tell thee)
to whole nother level,
...

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H-E-L-P!!! N-e-e-d s-o-m-e...

Spouse booby trapped husband!!!

H-E-L-P!!! N-e-e-d s-o-m-e b-o-d-y!!!...

Homicide courtesy munch
house zen by proxy
immediately suspected hunch
police, K9...

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No lentil beans before...

(alternately titled: unrelenting flatulence)

No lentil beans before bedtime unless...

Ya wanna count bajillion sheep,
but tween gluteus maximus powerful
natural gas explosions...

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Das papa anathema &...

Das papa anathema & furor he hiss toward patriarchal hierarchy

Courtesy mine eldest sister Amelie
Beth (thirteen plus months my senior),
whose maternal love...

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Dutiful discipline drives...

Dutiful discipline drives devoted diligence...

Quotidian dedication describes
das deft dude,
his promising passion
with English...