Comedy

Imagine what we see isn't for real
What if we had lollipops for trees
And the bus driver...

In the morning lets have breakfast
I'll make porridge she said
I thought she knew how to!...

My husband wants a big pussy - he's crazy,
draped over the chaise-lounge in conservatory,
I...

Computer crash,
Computer screen flash.
Windows is now open,
Thank god for copin’....

I have to tell you a funny story, that happened just yesterday;
It started in a grocery line, while...

Hey my Cosmo soulmates, I miss you very much;
It seems like it’s been forever, since I’ve been so...

I have an eight legged friend,
Who lives in my car mirror,
She's the queen bee of spiders,...

Would you rather be a Gastropod, otherwise known as a snail?

When you get frightened you can go...

Waking in surroundings unknown
Dreading the shame of walk home
Oh no wheres my phone
...

Facebook fakebook
Lets do another takebook
Singlebook,minglebook
Send a little...

I find that there are few greater pleasures in life,
than a hot coffee and a cigarette, smoked out...

While talking to our neighbor one day
Our cat Mr. Meow rubbed up against my leg
“Oh there is...

I was on holiday in Bulgaria when I first spotted the suprise
A suprise not fit for children or the...

Pork chop chicken and rice
hit you with a bag of ice
Green beans collard greens make you eat...

Today I saved a snail from drowning,
That's if they drown at all,
I've never seen them doing...

Attention seeker
You are so vexatious
Type the question you have into Google
Don't...

This cold-hearted soul
He who Masks in his gold
as he swirls the gems around
...