Humour

Do DINOS SOAR, do fish have SOLE

Do elephants have ANTS in their PANTS

Have you ever seen a...

there she was,
just gleamin,
and talkin this and that,
ow i hate that,
she is...

tired,
droopy,
man im dreamin,
aye im awake,
dont yell at me..
dosing,...

Actually saw my first robin today

Gayly flitting from branch to branch

Please don't tell my...

At this ripe old age of eighty years

Thought girlies would no longer phase me

On the...

i am a tire,
with a flat,
wish i could get higher,
dang is that a buyer?
man im...

chalenge excepted from sexy ninja like a bossssss..........

potato in the pond,
potato in...

Can you make me some popcorn, baby
Let me know
Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it
...

yellow
ow so good on jello
just ask my fellow
he sure knows how to throw a pillow...

didily doo,
i dont have a shoe,
and have no need for a shoe,
heck i dont even poo,...

As you lay
beneath the covers warm
behind locked doors
in your seemingly secure...