Shitty is such a cute little word
I chuckle each time I hear it
Even words like crappy or...
" This poor guy, Thought he needed some kind of sign ? To know where his face & dick were, At...
" I am loving my new pause T.V ! Its the only thing these days, That excites me ! Especially...
I'm usually known for my silly stuff
But once in a while I surprise
Drooling all over my...
" I really dont mean to worry you John ! & i know you aint had nookie for so long ! But,...
Pop to the pub
Drinks away
Got my bets
All in-play
100 to 1 that's my game...
Rooty Toot Toot, two men in a boot
Bobbing along on the waves
One was old with long silvery...
" The reason a man has a hole in his penis ? It is where they keep their brains, In Venus ! ...
Trials and tribulations have made me ever stronger,
Learning from each and every brush with...
Some days you wish you hadn't got out of bed !
Some days you're simply left hanging by a thread....
Determined to be a writer no matter how long it takes
writers can tell right away the good ones...
Yes you read right this poem is about cereal
its a funny poem i was out shopping and came across...
I PUT SOAP IN MY LAUNDRY AND IT TRUNED IT TRUNDED AND TRUNDED MY LAUNDRY TRUNED BLUE SO I SUED ,MY BLUE...
What a curious statement,your shirt is inside out
did you ever wonder if it perhaps should
...
You watch the adds as seen on t.v. this gimmick or that slim down or shape up'
gadgets and more'...
(a little poem just for fun!)
So the 31st, it’s nearly here, the time has come,
To dress as...
