Humour

Persian carpets are expensive, especially hand woven silk carpets. It makes one want to buy ones to sell in...

Men's minds are devious at the best of times

Always twisting their stories

I should know, I...

"MUM! gnumfilshpopshtot."

" I cannot hear your dear.......

the bath is running loudly...

Screams outside my window wake me up at night

Screams outside my window give me an awful fright...

Dear Morty

They got me on some pretty serious stuff Morty
I don't know if I will ever get...

" Do i look like i,m very happy about this ??
As my frigging owner, Is well taking the piss !...

Usually don't know if I'm coming or going

A confused old dude is what I mean

Even sometimes...

Oh Snoopy!

I didn't see you there...

HAPPY OCTOBER!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

If I had a garden I'd grow boobs,

D cups, or Cs at least,

Not these puny Bs.

What's...

Sometimes when I am lost for an idea I open the dictionary and look at the first word my finger falls on....

There Was an old man, His name was Mack,

He worked in the fields by a big yellow shack.

If...

" She is only going commando, Dishing up my food !
& from this angle, She is far from being a...

Off to Spain i am soon
for a holiday with all my mates
I hope the sun shines daily
the...

The Poem Garden
got clogged up… became a dump
some good poems came in
and acted as...