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Humour

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Gum And A Mint From Your...

Gum And A Mint From Your Pocket

The thought of meeting the love of your life

Can cause you to lose your cool

Stumbling over...

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Breakfast Party

You can be the ham, spread out so lovely
I will provide the eggs cause I am chicken
Death...

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Nice to be nice

Too much pain & sorrow

My heart has bore the brunt.

For every fucking bastard

...

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Hangman

Hangman

Little killers
one, two, three...
Learning all the letters

Little killers
one...

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The Mouse and the German...

The German Shepherd was large

the mouse was cute and small

The mouse would speed thru the...

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Death Practice

Exercise your miss deeds
In Dying, you will win
Choice without regard
Till patients is...

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MORE PRECIOUS THAN GOLD

MORE PRECIOUS THAN GOLD

My love life through the years has
been like a diversity of metals
Some were very precious...

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Late Night Beacon

Late Night Beacon

Night light

Night lite

Do I spell you
with a gh or t?

No big calamity...

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A Much Younger Santa

A Much Younger Santa

Can't believe how young and dashing I was

At one time I was even a younger than that

Mom...

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Body Parts

Body Parts

Cheeks were meant for kissing

Hands were meant for holding

Ears were meant for listening...

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Help Wanted

Help Wanted

Is there anyone out there that can offer me a hand,
I have some problems and now I'm a mess, Is...

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Friend Auction

Friend Auction

Friends for sale whats your price
Well it depends if your naughty or nice
Fake friends start...

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The Blank Page

The Blank Page

For a writer…….

A blank page contains so much anger

Like a sea of salt water for the...

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Missing Stuff

Missing Stuff

Since moving to our brand new home

There's things I haven't found

Like my pair of pearly...

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HDSIDBVEHXKSH (or Face...

HDSIDBVEHXKSH  (or Face Bumping)

Sometimes I find it really quite difficult

To differentiate between reality and fantasy

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Never Again

Never Again

Once upon a drunk bachelors early night,

This guy decided to go down to a local drinking site,...