Up above ,hanging from these sturdy ceiling mounts
Swinging naked throwing shyness to the wind with...
How long before I can drive a car?
You always say I'm much too young
So what if I can't...
Once upon a shopping day you see,
A lady was staring at me,
She asked if I remember her...
Bible thumpers Listen up
Christianity is not based on the Bible Rather, The...
Back when I was younger The winters they had snow Now we have global warming They seem...
I was sitting in my chair one day
Not a single care in the world
A filly came by and...
Anyone out there find it common to come across people who complain about being poor? I wander what a...
I get on my bike and I pedal for hours
You'd think I'd be skinny by now
Ha! Not a chance my...
We looked up in search of the Summit amongst the clouds. I confess, I took the elevator to the second floor...
Sweat appeared on my forehead, like dragée balls, as I walked out of the cinema, hoping it would be cooler...
To Say I was Prepared was to Lie. It was albeit a normal morning before Ma began throwing hens into at me...
A little off centre has its perks
That's why humour usually works
It sure livens up a...
Now I'm the queen of the redheads,
Oh the hairdo V.I.C.
You said your words
Which...
To kiss an ass Save, rather Grind the teeth And lick unclean gums Then pucker...
Every now
And then
I see
A woman
With such
A cute ass
I...
