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News Aug 1 2015

Ambassador of the month for August 2015

Ambassador of the month for August 2015

Cosmofunnel team is excited and pleased to announce Sparrowsong as the Ambassador of the month for August 2015!

Special thanks goes to Mirela Hadziomerovic, our previous Ambassador of the month for July 2015.

We would also like to congratulate Mirela Hadziomerovic on becoming Cosmofunnel’s 11th VIP on our members...Read more

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Poem Aug 2 2015

Evidence Project 1 rap artist and Conspiracy Theory Poem writer
Conspiracy Theory, AKA Project 1

Conspiracy Theory, AKA Project 1

Jason Moody's picture

I've had a breakdown, it's a shakedown to me, that's my plea, what
a conspiracy,

It's a takedown, of a clown with a frown, let's go to town.

I'm playing...Read more

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Poetry Genre: 
Lyric
Keywords: 
Abuse

Poem Aug 2 2015

Evidence that I wrote the poem PRAY on Cosmofunnel and then created a song
Pray, with video evidence

Pray, with video evidence

Jason Moody's picture

I find myself only lying in a bed, to rest my head,

To stay warm, like in a dorm,

But there I would have friends and here it only depends

On how kind a...Read more

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Poetry Genre: 
Tragedy
Keywords: 
Born

Story Aug 2 2015

To Be Or Not To Be Politically Correct

Stephen Vattimo's picture

Any one know the politically correct way to tell a owner of a restaurant that the restroom is out of toilet paper ? Here is my way," Sire, The throne room is out of royal stationary."

I thought this one up while I was having dinner at The Chadds...Read more

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Poem Aug 2 2015

nothing is simple.

vip
Nardine Sanderson's picture

The simplest way , I love
With my mind, my heart and soul
'Tis my body that receives
The pleasure of his touch
Though I run deeper still
and always...Read more

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Poetry Genre: 
Freestyle

Story Aug 2 2015

Telegram From Heaven

Stephen Vattimo's picture

Today I was messenger of God.  I had not planned to talk with a woman about God.  I had planned to do some shopping in Costco.    The woman I was sent to was a Sampler server.    How did I come to the conclusion that God had set up this meeting between...Read more

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Story Aug 2 2015

Why Pay $ 99 To Say Good By.

Stephen Vattimo's picture

Hey , anyone see the television commercial for the carpet cleaning company that runs the $99  special.  Stanley Steamer will clean two rooms for the price of $99.       
In the commercial,the the carpet cleaning man is made out to be a super hero...Read more

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Satire, Story, Surreal, Twisted

Story Aug 2 2015

Eviction Notice

Stephen Vattimo's picture

I called up a friend of my on a Wednesday night and ask him if he wanted to come over to my house and play a game of cards and have a few beers.
My friend asks me." Isn't  Wednesday night when you go see your shrink ?"
I reply," It use to...Read more

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Story Aug 2 2015

We Don't Work At Sea World

Stephen Vattimo's picture

Do you know how  a  employer can tell if his new employee is a brown nosier  ?
 Every time the employer turns around his new employee is riding right up his ass with scuba Gear in his arms ,and they don't work at Sea World.

Written By...Read more

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Funny, Jokes, Story, Work

Poem Aug 2 2015

Cold hard thrust

Cold hard thrust

Jai Masters's picture

You lay there
The receptacle 
In the night 
With your legs wide open 
Waiting for muscle 
By your side is 
Your dish 
Money, MONEY ...Read more

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Poetry Genre: 
Erotic
Keywords: 
Volcano

Poem Aug 2 2015

something about him.

vip
Nardine Sanderson's picture

Her burning question
Was his cooling answer
A cold breath still feels
Warm upon untouched skin
She invited him in
Brave enough to run
With...Read more

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Poetry Genre: 
Romance, Freestyle

Poem Aug 2 2015

Canine Soldier

Canine Soldier

Lissie Bull's picture

Timothy, an army explosive sniffer dog, wears the helmet of a soldier who placed it on his head at the site of a car loaded with explosives that was detonated by...Read more

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Poetry Genre: 
Dramatic
Keywords: 
Bravery, Dogs, Honor, War

Poem Aug 2 2015

Forgotten meaning

Phillip Arthur Morgan's picture

Nine months we form,

Deep within mothers womb,

Only to emerge, 

In a dead mans tomb.

From the start,

Struggle to survive, 

Our every...Read more

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Poetry Genre: 
Freestyle

Poem Aug 2 2015

The Trouble With Trouble

The Trouble With Trouble

vip
Richard Waters's picture

Trouble, only frustrates and teases

It does as it damn well pleases

A whole week doesn't seem to go by

Without some reason for me to cry !

As soon as...Read more

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Poetry Genre: 
Verse
Keywords: 
Life, Living, Trouble, Troubled

Poem Aug 2 2015

You are my Drug

Ashley Johnson's picture

The thought of you sinks in my veins
You have me even when the darkness is trying to pull me by the reins

The smell of your cologne is so intriguing
My heart...Read more

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Poetry Genre: 
Freestyle

Poem Aug 2 2015

No Way.

William Wallace's picture

Why look at me with those jealous eyes, why speak of me with low down lies.

Why not look at me with eyes that care, and speak of me with a tongue that's fair.

You...Read more

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Poetry Genre: 
Speculative

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