One cold Christmas Eve, on a rooftop up high A poor man was standing, shouting up at the sky ...
Was the night before Christmas and I fancied a treat The kids were in bed, and my wife was on heat...
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Short or fat, tall or thin From Bangladesh to Berlin What do you desire for a night of sin?...
WTF has happened to Cosmo
It used to be such a cool site
I've seen more life in a mortuary...
Everybody has a cum face Yes....even Susan Boyle Members of the clergy have one And...
Right Cosmo the jokes over
Give me my banners back
I feel like I've been mugged off...
Once upon a time, two teens fell in love Life was perfect, they were blessed from above She...
Right that's it I've had enough I'm giving up fucking fags I smell like a bleeding ashtray...
Hey Cupid, you mother fucker! You're starting to piss me off Take your god damn bow and...
How I miss the good old days The rampant boys nights out Damn! we saw some action Knew...
Remorseful and ashamed In a world of trepidation The importance of herself Suffocated...
Canadian born James Eugene Was destined for the silver screen His career started 'smokin'...
Of course girls are the weaker sex! Even the lesbians that pretend and wear kecks! While men...
Now Willys the king of the poets Ohhhh.. the Cosmo VIP He's reached the top and just wont...