Osama Bin Laden

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SECRET SANTA

SECRET SANTA

One cold Christmas Eve, on a rooftop up high
A poor man was standing, shouting up at the sky
...

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THE NIGHT BEFORE XMAS

THE NIGHT BEFORE XMAS

Was the night before Christmas and I fancied a treat
The kids were in bed, and my wife was on heat...

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BLOSSOMPOETRY.COM

BLOSSOMPOETRY.COM

If your creative motivation has gone

Need inspiration from poetry that's the bomb

There's...

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HARD TO CHOOSE?....

HARD TO CHOOSE?....

Short or fat, tall or thin
From Bangladesh to Berlin
What do you desire for a night of sin?...

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COSMO AWARDS

COSMO AWARDS

WTF has happened to Cosmo

It used to be such a cool site

I've seen more life in a mortuary...

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CUM FACE..

CUM FACE..

Everybody has a cum face
Yes....even Susan Boyle
Members of the clergy have one
And...

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WTF! .... NO SERIOUSLY, WTF!!

WTF!  .... NO SERIOUSLY, WTF!!

Right Cosmo the jokes over

Give me my banners back

I feel like I've been mugged off...

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DEATH BY DUREX

DEATH BY DUREX

Once upon a time, two teens fell in love
Life was perfect, they were blessed from above
She...

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I QUIT......

I QUIT......

Right that's it I've had enough
I'm giving up fucking fags
I smell like a bleeding ashtray...

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FUCK YOU CUPID.....!!

FUCK YOU CUPID.....!!

Hey Cupid, you mother fucker!
You're starting to piss me off
Take your god damn bow and...

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BOYS WILL BE BOYS &...

BOYS WILL BE BOYS & GIRLS WILL BE......

How I miss the good old days
The rampant boys nights out
Damn! we saw some action
Knew...

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THE MASK HAD FINALLY...

THE MASK HAD FINALLY SLIPPED...

Remorseful and ashamed
In a world of trepidation
The importance of herself
Suffocated...

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JIM CARREY....

JIM CARREY....

Canadian born James Eugene
Was destined for the silver screen
His career started 'smokin'...

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TOUCHE TRACY.....!?X

TOUCHE TRACY.....!?X

Of course girls are the weaker sex!
Even the lesbians that pretend and wear kecks!
While men...

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KING WILLY OF THE COSMO

KING WILLY OF THE COSMO

Now Willys the king of the poets
Ohhhh.. the Cosmo VIP
He's reached the top and just wont...