Chaos In The Kitchen

When I was a little boy, there were not a lot of electronics around. My favourite place was hanging around in the kitchen off Marie May my nanny. She was a big black amazing woman with the biggest and softest pairs of breast imaginable. They were my comfort on many levels when I was down. I use to go up to them and stroke or sleep on it as it made me feel better in stressful times. Well, besides when I was a baby I was told my mom had no milk and I use to get passed on to this other big black lady and off I went sucking for nutrition. It was normal back then. NOW!! At home there use to be turbulences in the kitchen. Often whilst I was playing board games like chess or cards. Why?? Marie May had a fear of geckos or anything slimy really. When a gecko would appear pots and things will go flying and the broom in action. It was literally like the Tom and Jerry show when the nanny goes nuts screaming for Tom. I hereby, present Chaos in the Kitchen in memory of Marie May