Monthly Poetry Contest

Contest Terms

Summer Contest Entries

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CHICAGO'S NEW WAL-MART?

CHICAGO'S NEW WAL-MART?

This is what they wanted?

Ask and You Shall Receive...

Sorry Wal-Mart you have been...

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Amply funneling...

Amply funneling kickstarting politesse undergirds zyzygy

Being diplomatic facilitates harmony -
jumpstarting lifelong neighborliness
pacifying...

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Worst In Show

Worst In Show

At our daily bitch session
in the battle for attention
I took the contrarian position...

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Lighten Up Mate

Lighten Up Mate

How dour can you be
that you take this bullshit
so damn seriously?

All your panicky...

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Technology

Technology

I used to draw - not press buttons,
now CAD and wonderful 3D beckons;
strange that we found,...

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Sit here and rot

Sit here and rot

I think I finally realized
I’m alone all the time
I talk to myself
Other people have...

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When You’re a Comedian

When you’re a comedian
You want people to laugh at you
When you don’t get a laugh
You...

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Playing Apocalypse

Playing Apocalypse

In an atmosphere dimly lit

At a wobbly
three legged table
we collectively get at it...

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Nothing Better

Nothing Better

There isn't anything better than a family to love
Mothers, fathers, sisters and brothers
...

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WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO BE...

WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO BE TURNED INTO A  FOOT STOOL?

There are questions...

Before you get an answer...

There's another one...

All I can...

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Nelly why...

Nelly why...

doth thee claim to love me, a poet whose wry
ming words being married I wanna try
to appease...

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IN THE NAME OF FATHER :...

THE CALL

IN THE NAME OF FATHER : POEM 3

THE CALL
The phone call comes, a voice from far away,
A simple sound that makes my spirit...

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IN THE NAME OF FATHER :...

THE WISDOM

IN THE NAME OF FATHER : POEM 2

THE WISDOM
I sit and watch you, with a gentle pride,
As you now teach the lessons that I...

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Aged one

Old

crawling beneath the vomiting stars I reached the wire around that beating heart underwater drowning in...

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THE DESTROYER

THE DESTROYER

Sparrowsong make it Stop...

Make what Stop?

A Tree almost fell on me...

Almost?...

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Thank God

The little lesson I taught that girl today
Even surprised the hell out of me
and we were in...

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A Plea for Hedonism

A Plea for Hedonism

The Coalition of the Silly
has issued the following decree
written on the back
of a...