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​​​​​​May as well keep them in Office...
I don't think there's much damage...
As our blurry retrospective mercifully fades to black the realization hits us there's...
I remember that day...
The first time we actually talked without sight...
Without sound...
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Have you ever been so bored that you actually find yourself miming to the lion's roar...
On the top tip of the hook up pyramid sits my probably unattainable fantasy angel...
My heart won’t liberate my spirit because it’s afraid it doesn’t come back, If I don’t set...
They want to pretend they're Ghetto...
That's between their Communities they grew up in...
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The alarming trend of renegade souper spoons ladling out...
This damn obsession weighing me down to keep adding more lines past...
Bored by the stainless blades slicing down this conversation Deaths early arrivals pour by off the...
Most people know what it takes to Drive a Big Rig...
You used to have to know how to Read English...
Spoiled rotten is the metaphor du jour where not only does the stench fit it...
HUT OF LOVE She was in a fortitude of hilariousness, Within a flow of nectar from her beauty...
GO AND BLOSSOM Go and blossom, lovely lotus, Tell the sun above to pour light, So...
Another sedatives kick in, and I go dead. A vacant mask where thoughts were once bred. My...
I have this one particular top drawer sitting in my living room I swear, it must be...
okay maybe, if he had just been forced to march on his bone spurs for one or...