Comedy

When the sun rises; The rooster crows his cue, Misty oranges and groggy pinks Slowly turn back into blue, And graceful flowers shake...

Red sauce sounds like movie, The Night of the Red Sauce, Red sauce sounds like river high up in the mountains in the clouds, Red...

I've filed for divorce because my wife did something strange. She went behind my back and had a sex change. When I came home one...

Pity the fool who lives by numbers He counts his sheep while the sagacious slumbers Imagines triangles equal or obtuse Then numbers...

You can take my Soul To love in ways my heart will beat to you of love To come For loving you makes love a beautiful You Like a...

Eyes so blinded I walked through sheets of skin In seasons in drops of wetness rained on you like flowers scented We too chilled...

My ex-girlfriend dumped me even though I have cancer. My sister knocked her out in a mall and then she pantsed her. She had to walk...

I walked past a house and started to stare I wondered how a pair of trainers ended up there High above the ground on a telegraph...

(cuz ma life iz such a drag... this toke kin “FAKE” hemp pyre aye roll out to you dear reader). As a double jointed mathematical...

my shadow dances in the dust to death In this chill of the wind as I looked from a distance veiled by wings in silence As they sang...

It is illegal to refuse to hire disabled people in the state of Tennessee. Even though I graduated from medical school, a hospital...

A Spider weaves its web... Ready to capture, always ready to eat... It will hunt by day and munch by night... ​​​​​​You've probably...

Twittered Via Chilled Wren At Valley Forge, Pennsylvania Prior carte blanche to confessing illicit extra-marital affair I embolden...

I bumped into you on a crowded street My own fault for having two left feet I apologised and smiled your way You smiled back and...

When I tell people that my name is Justin Bred, they think that I'm a hick with no brain in my head. Everybody who I know thinks...