People may feel good when they reject you...
It may give them a sense of power or can do attitude...
Sparrowsong he's seriously checking you out...
This is going to be his luckiest day so far......
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A foreign waiter...
My blind date became violent because I took her to Popeyes instead of KFC. She didn't get her eleven...
By gravity said law linkedin with physics stating that a body at rest will remain thus...
Guided by colour texture and shape Designing clothes is my one great escape A safety...
Here he is coming through the stage door All the females couldn't ask for more His blond...
I'm a lonely strawberry which I fear is a big mistake Being beaten into a pulp and end up in a...
She takes them out only just twice a day There is no alternative and no other way Brushes...
I'm going to ban rain during June and July Instead it will be hot,sunny and blue sky During...
Hold my hand and lead me across the busy road Carry my shopping and lighten my load Go to...
Tony and Cherie went for a walk in the woods Then came to clearing and big field with Blue...
Funny write Woo .. woo .. woo
Abstract 1 Can you pronounce qualitative &...
I once took a lion into an all men's bar At first he acted fine until the bartender asked for his...
Monday's were the meanest when my wife made muskrat stew I always made sure to finish it although I could...
I have failed on an epic scale Not my fault I'm a hopeless male I tried my best that much is...
From Dublin to Donegal from Sligo to Clare Irishmen are full of Paddies and don't seem to care...
