Comedy

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71 birthday...not done yet

when life began you can only feel the touch so embraced with love and a everlasting time unknown as G was...

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Aol two step verification a...

Aol two step verification a boon to my psyche

plus I batten down the itty bitty hatches
courtesy Avast Random Password Generator,
and keep...

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NOT EVERYONE WATCHES THE STAGE

NOT EVERYONE WATCHES THE STAGE

You're just another Ticket Purchase...

While they enjoy your spending money...

You might...

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Foreordain

"Iʻm sticking Too"

Foreordain

stick a dynamite in your pride, and you will explode refine,
open a box of cracker-jacks, and you...

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The You

The You

Seldomly sitting alone on mountains and clouds drifting into distances with its special dance to my...

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The very abridged version...

The very abridged version recounting untold tragicomic storied life of Matthew Scott Harris

I led a boring life.
The end.

All joking aside, now the epilogue.

As a bookish...

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SCHOOL CHOICE

SCHOOL CHOICE

The World teaches the World's Way...

Somewhere we learn to be selfish...

We learn to be...

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What is Love

What is Love

What is
Love
Can someone define it
What is
Love
Can anyone deny it...

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Looking

"So Good"

Looking

Looking - "So Good"

She woke up looking so good,
But she forgot about the look,
As...

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Alexa down!

Alexa down!

She, the brainchild of Rohit Prasad -
India-born person who breathed life
into Alexa, and...

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The downplayed hazard of...

The downplayed hazard of swallowing vitamins a -z

Ofttimes, I nearly find myself choking,
and frantically beck-kin ing
for immediate...

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Spin Cycle

My brain is a washer, alcohol the detergent, it always cleans my dirty laundry…

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April

"Is a Fool"

April

April - "Is a Fool"

Let April bring forth her fool,
to spin to spool of her cunning tools...

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Scrounging for boogers...

Scrounging for boogers wrought my damn nostrils nearly to bust

Warning: The following material no worse than getting cooties. I remember them way back in grade school,...

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The Ego leader

Again?

The Ego leader

Oh why people of America
Why did you fall for the lies,
Once again, voted for Mr Ego
...

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How one twenty first...

How one twenty first century married mortal male (me - Matthew Scott Harris)...

found himself bewitched about Circe,
particularly after reading book title by the same name....

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Overrun by stuffed subdued...

Overrun by stuffed subdued teddy bears...

of diverse and sundry sizes engaged
in woebegone wild rumpus
as a last hoorah
for...