Comedy

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Ashen faced Prometheus...

Ashen faced Prometheus aghast at inferno gone awry

Whether arsonist at fault
or confluence of ripe conditions
triggering perfect firestorm,...

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"Aliens!" I...

"Aliens!" I shouted above the roar of the blaze.

Please rescue us from this godforsaken place
veritable hellscape, where angels fear ingress....

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Upon a dark and stormy...

Upon a dark and stormy night...

as jagged bolts of lightning
tore thru the the midnight clear
and figuratively ripped the sky...

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SHAKE , SHAKE, SHAKE A DEMON

SHAKE , SHAKE, SHAKE A DEMON

They fall so easily don't they?

Give them the limelight long enough for them to think they're...

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Listen to Me

Listen to Me

Listen to me I only speak the truth
I hate cat's that's what I do
I don't know why
...

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WE'RE HIRING

WE'RE HIRING

Remember when Rocks was a Game?

The bigger the Rock?

The longer they laid out?

The...

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Filched formerly anatomical...

Filched formerly anatomical slender man - me! Thus I take a pot belly stance!

Absolute zero escape
velocity gutted dance
sing days (contra and square),
cuz...

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Unknown lover

Unknown lover

How can I lift myself out of myself
My being
My deen
As seen
When chattering...

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Oy vey iz mir, one day in...

Oy vey iz mir, one day in the life of a common house broken schmeckle...,

who did pötschke
and squander many an opportunity
to become a mensch
instead he became...

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Every January first of the...

Every January first of the new year...

finds me (a doggone muttering Homo sapien)
to give pause for reminiscences
and to take stock...

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Yours truly (me) just got...

Yours truly (me) just got acclimated to writing 2024...

whenever I needed to append the date to a document

Though the situation infrequently arose
...

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I owe appreciative courtesy...

I owe appreciative courtesy to alternative press...

for enlightening my senses
to the evocative, reciprocative
and suffocative
auditory...

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Turns of Life

Why do I have to Turn

Turns of Life

How often is to learn, in life are many turns.

Turn up, its half a cup.
Turn down, it all...

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Kamala

Kamala

In a land where politics reigns supreme,
Kamala Harris had a rather wild dream.

She strutted...

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BIRD ON THEIR SHOULDERS

POOP FREE PROMISE

BIRD ON THEIR SHOULDERS

Hi Sparrowsong...

Hi...

What are you doing?

Dreaming again?

Have you been...

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The following fictitious...

The following fictitious scenario I evoke

Analogous to fire breathing
puffed up imaginary dragon
(in a land called Honah Lee)
ye...

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This December 17th, 2024...

This December 17th, 2024...

alternately titled: a literary retrospective when holiday times living hand to mouth in Penn Valley fraught...