Comedy

I lay in bed at dawn, after a long day of pleasing another
My enthusiasm, my thirst for knowledge, has been truly given a smother
My legs...

(circa 1991)

I visit a friend
in Vermont, the
Green Mountain State.

In his rest room
next to the toilet
are moist...

I used to come home from school absolutely ravenous. I'd raid the fridge and the cupboards and the pantry for any kind of snack I could find, like a...

I had some fun 
With some deer 
We made some runs 
Not for beer 

I collected nuts 
With the squirrels 
It's a lot...

Bonding with the animals 
Has become so intriguing 
No carnivores or cannibals 
I've just became a vegan 

I promised the cows...

The only light comes from a bulb hung high 
There's two closed doors, that lock from inside 

It's hot and blurry from all the steam ...

Bored is a thing when your mind starts to wander,
And runs to a place in your head you hold fonder.
Where teddy bears soar on great eagle...

My brain is held captive within the steel cell of my skull, its desperate pleas for freedom a recurrence of screams and cries and echoes of feelings i...

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As the sing song sound of sadness plays, the weary heart aches and blusters in the wind-The sad song of sorrow, hurts my soul for others, it pains me...

Up on his shoulder sits Captain Stolk's bird,
first mate to the crew simply known as Turd.
He ruffles his feathers and lays down the law,...

Jajajaja
hahahahaha
Jajajaja
hahahahaha
Your MAD 
it makes me laugh
now comes the the song:
From Hall &...

As I got older                   
I became bolder
And so, gave advice to all

 
But I soon realized
That what I advised...

Started to get tired of the same old routine,
The same old you, the same old me.
For years I've been wanting to get away 
Escape from...

Just about got real up in here!
Been Looking furiously in all of my cupboards, must have spun that lazy susan in the corner cabinet,
20...