Comedy

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Texting and sexting as therapy

Texting and sexting as therapy

though many men,
(especially former Norwegian
bachelor farmers from Lake Woebegone, -
...

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Ordinary married...

Ordinary married sexagenarian mortal fĂȘted as savior incarnate...

Courtesy a plethora of marriageable females
dogging, hounding, and lowing the living daylights...

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The nanosecond bad a** to...

The nanosecond bad a** to risk romance

Twenty first century technology
allows, enables, and provides
instantaneous virtual...

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More habit forming than any...

More habit forming than any drug or liquor

I considered myself sophisticated and wise,
but the addictive power of texting
and...

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REWRITING THE SCRIPT

REWRITING THE SCRIPT

Well my Alpha Chaotic Friends...

I heard you're AI...

I won't get my hopes up...

...

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major storm on the horizon...

major storm on the horizon reported from the "Fo'c'sle"

Though forever being a landlubber
a vision analogous to the nether world
deep within the...

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Off fish hill Daylight...

Off fish hill Daylight saving time 2025

min(no) newt effect on me.

As part and parcel of terpsichorean repertoire,
one whirling...

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Cri de coeur courtesy...

Cri de coeur courtesy thirty something English earl cry baby

the Earl of Yarmouth (William Seymour)
a descendant of very late
(to the power of Google -...

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Because of you

It's because of you I feel more the cool
Beneath the fan on the bed at night,

Then...

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Scotch Tape Sweepstakes

Scotch Tape Sweepstakes

The easy to handle
sticky sided material
made of a variety of materials, including
...

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My Dog's Revenge

My Dog's Revenge

I had my dog neutered and he became unhinged.
He can no longer have sex and he wanted revenge....

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Brainstorming until...

Brainstorming until figuratively blue in the gills...,

and finally gung-ho with a poem title
important to yours truly
not disappointing his Facebook...

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A trunkful of recyclables...

A trunkful of recyclables patiently awaits,

(and cries out long day's journey into night,
no...not for Eugene O'Neill),
but rather being...

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Gotcha! Once respectable...

Gotcha! Once respectable haute cuisine thief Sue She...,

Gotcha! Once respectable haute cuisine thief Sue She...,
a septuagenarian renown for his trademark...

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Deep Fake

Deep Fake

Liberty is written on the tool of bondage
Elon is the antichrist but gives good financial advice...

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Turning the maxim...

Turning the maxim familiarity breeds contempt on it's head...

not just in time for Valentine's Day
but the remaining days of our lives
as the world turns...

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Diagnosed with NON...

Diagnosed with NON contagious, yet incurable case of logorrhea...,

yielded following resultant fiction,
which arbitrarily selected thread
first popped into my...