My name is Luigi and I inherited a mansion that is haunted. But when Grandpa died, he didn't leave...
Well as I am sat supping a latte on this rare beautiful blue, British afternoon... a bloke is obviously...
The animals went in two by two Noah poked’em & prodded ‘em & tried to shoo but not a single...
I loved my ex-wife, and I planned to stay the course But our marriage fell apart because of a horse...
Today is another sunny day Another day to rejoice and play The flowers has bloomed and...
In just a couple of minutes, I'm going to die. You are probably curious so I'll tell you why....
A baby learning to walk is a funny old thing So much happiness to the family it can bring ...
I found out why a lot of people started hating me. I was a screenwriter and I wrote Superman III....
You hired me to be a cook at your restaurant. I'll cook but I won't do everything you want. ...
when you no longer dance​​​​ with me on memories in flight
like stars on a sea of waves...
In between the hollyhocks, beneath yon row of peony roses there dwells Mrs. Snuffoculus...
Friend: darkness? what do you know Of Darkness?
you wouldn't know Darkness if...
When I was a teenager, I made a lot of fathers unhappy. I was constantly being beaten up or shot at...
If I had the ears of an elephant with perhaps the sharp eyes of an owl, I could gallop along with the...
Can't see why they should visit the gym Their bodies are healthy,lean and trim All that...
Just want to dull my mind but wake it up at the same time
open a window...
I promise to fetch and carry you wherever you are It doesn't matter whether you are near or far...
