I had one of those days you want to forget I went outside and it was pouring wet The puddles...
she said she could break so easily that she was sensitive like a glass statue but you...
Once I was by a willow, sitting by my favorite tree, when out of the blue, and it...
Wading through the books, Think I might resort to drugs, And I really am considering, ...
Let me tell you a tale of a man named Jude ​​​​​​An unusual fellow he always goes out in the nude...
Many people say 13 is an unlucky number...
I must have been dropped off of another planet......
(This fictional poem takes place in the year 1984.)
I can't believe what the USA Government has...
If I could get back the dollars I've spent I'd be an extremely rich man Buying stuff just...
POEM FIVE All I Ask All I ask is that you give my love a chance to win over your heart.. This...
POEM SEVEN We Will be very Happy
The way our roads we took away from each other happiness and...
Who’s Watching You
Do you know that Santa’s naughty, and nice list has been around for...
Speedy gonzales stop running so fast I thought I was in the lead But you went whizzing past...
Wuthering westerly wind Is blowing a hooley today Least it isn’t freezing Not from...
I drive a convertible but not by choice. If I hadn't ducked, I wouldn't be alive for people to hear...
i operate the weight machine at the gym
i watch the veins come out of my arms...
Slipping on the ice Is not very nice Slipping in the rain Is a real pain
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(not really, but just wanted to get your attention.)
Thus "NOT FAKE," but poetic...
