Comedy

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Move on over International...

Move on over International House of Pancakes!

Move on over International House of Pancakes!

Apartment b44 exuded
aroma of pancake house...

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After being scammed...

After being scammed...

about six to many times
I uninstalled zangi and telegram
for the particular
reason (of...

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An birthday greeting to my...

An birthday greeting to my eldest sister that went awry...

to those gals named Amélie (means "industrious" or "hardworking," derived from the Germanic name Amalia,...

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Black Friday easel lee...

Black Friday easel lee brushed off...

and painted as a lamentable tirade
Amidst the madding crowd
the return of the native
...

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Freddie the Flatulent Fire...

Freddie the Flatulent Fire-ant

Once apon a time, there lived a creature at home,
Away from his birthplace, and he seldom would roam...

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Once again snagged hooked...

Once again snagged hooked line and sinker...

courtesy a nymphomaniac on the prowl
for a 6-21-3-11 buddy to make whoopie
from getting me...

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Don't be snood dee,...

Don't be snood dee, but wattle you think about Thanksgiving gobbledygook?

The following anecdote baste
upon overactive imagination of mine
in sync with being married...

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Amply funneling...

Amply funneling kickstarting politesse undergirds zyzygy

Being diplomatic facilitates harmony -
jumpstarting lifelong neighborliness
pacifying...

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When You’re a Comedian

When you’re a comedian
You want people to laugh at you
When you don’t get a laugh
You...

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Urination humiliation

Urination humiliation

Even wearing two pairs of underpants
for such an eventuality
that will be briefly recounted...

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BET YOU DIDN'T SEE...

BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING

Imagine all the destructive work...

Down the drain...

It went down so smooth you didn't...

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Low Infidelity

Low Infidelity

Sex with his wife
has become purely robotic

More work than pleasure

Even her...

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How are you..Pen

How are you..Pen

just another beginning
Call the end of this

As the dead down the hall
joins their...

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Gulping Up

Gulping Up

There exists in this existence
two distinct
consumer types
in the common quest...

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Cupid silence to a death....

Cupid silence to a death....

As the loudness continues
between hallways
no barrier to the sound
the song

...

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Restitution and...

Restitution and reinstatement of EBT funds a dogsend

Near strangulation
upon accessing victuals/comestibles
for many Americans
(myself and...

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Maybe you also got a check,...

Maybe you also got a check, yes mate?

Withhold the natural predilection
to get emotionally buoyed aloft!
A counterfeit check got...