Comedy

The man with the hat is a real cool dude
Always speaks intellectually and never rude
His...

I sit inside on a warm spring day
Got a cold that just won’t go away
My wife disagrees with...

I've been playing video games since 1981.
I've played them so much because they're fun.
They...

What is the truth if full of lies
We have no time to eat pork pies

No time to spend time in...

Something got me thinking where it first came
A saying like no other and puts others to...

I'm going to Costa del Kitchen tomorrow
Los Living room is causing me sorrow
The weather...

Johnny McDougall was a mighty fine Scot
With his tartan kilt he was very easy to spot...

Ariving so fast
To a doomsday stash
nothing is left
but bones and trash

threw...

An effort to recall word, phrase,
musician... indigenous tribe...
most frustrating literary...

I pray to God to touch me again in this life as now
for death is passing by my door
as you...

The day of Jack Thomas couldn't get any worse
Boy did he swear and boy did he curse
Getting...

I feel
Like
Toilet paper

my existence
Is only
Needed
For...

I feel
Like
Toilet paper
my existence
Is only
Needed
For
...

The chicken went into a pub just the other day
Left his money behind so for a drink he couldn't pay...

Waited by the river bank he started to fish
To catch something was his desired wish
Hours...

The road signs were having a chat today
I know that you won't believe me no way
It dear...