Comedy

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Until I acquire a sheepish...

Until I acquire a sheepish android washerwoman...

which day will dawn
when the cows come home to roost
and among the animal house
will...

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Scroll again

Scroll again

Everyday you sit there
Same look..same you
Listening to the same sounds
Watching the...

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Weaning myself off social...

Weaning myself off social media platforms...,

especially Facebook, but also
Telegram and Zangi
courtesy going cold turkey
ideally...

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Get To The Back Of The Queue

For once in your life

Get to the back of the queue
My head's been done in all my life because of people like you

...

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Move on over International...

Move on over International House of Pancakes!

Move on over International House of Pancakes!

Apartment b44 exuded
aroma of pancake house...

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After being scammed...

After being scammed...

about six to many times
I uninstalled zangi and telegram
for the particular
reason (of...

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An birthday greeting to my...

An birthday greeting to my eldest sister that went awry...

to those gals named Amélie (means "industrious" or "hardworking," derived from the Germanic name Amalia,...

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Black Friday easel lee...

Black Friday easel lee brushed off...

and painted as a lamentable tirade
Amidst the madding crowd
the return of the native
...

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Freddie the Flatulent Fire...

Freddie the Flatulent Fire-ant

Once apon a time, there lived a creature at home,
Away from his birthplace, and he seldom would roam...

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Once again snagged hooked...

Once again snagged hooked line and sinker...

courtesy a nymphomaniac on the prowl
for a 6-21-3-11 buddy to make whoopie
from getting me...

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Don't be snood dee,...

Don't be snood dee, but wattle you think about Thanksgiving gobbledygook?

The following anecdote baste
upon overactive imagination of mine
in sync with being married...

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Amply funneling...

Amply funneling kickstarting politesse undergirds zyzygy

Being diplomatic facilitates harmony -
jumpstarting lifelong neighborliness
pacifying...

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When You’re a Comedian

When you’re a comedian
You want people to laugh at you
When you don’t get a laugh
You...

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Urination humiliation

Urination humiliation

Even wearing two pairs of underpants
for such an eventuality
that will be briefly recounted...

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BET YOU DIDN'T SEE...

BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING

Imagine all the destructive work...

Down the drain...

It went down so smooth you didn't...

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Low Infidelity

Low Infidelity

Sex with his wife
has become purely robotic

More work than pleasure

Even her...

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How are you..Pen

How are you..Pen

just another beginning
Call the end of this

As the dead down the hall
joins their...