Comedy

My mother said, “Don’t buy that thing ‘cause if you do, I’ll kill it. Straight to the kitchen I will go to grab my cast iron skillet...

B ecause E very L onely O ne N eeds G uidance... B etter to E xplain that L ove from O thers is N ever G uaranteed. B y the E vening...

I brought you home for I could not resist that pushed in face and rolly girth From the first time I saw you it was just meant to be...

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. But he didn't fall deliberately, he was pushed. He was smashed to...

If you want to take everything seriously... If you miss the days of old... If laughter is an insult... If you have a thing against...

"Hello, I'm Ruben ad I'm a cat, you know an animal, like dogs n that" "Got me human round my little finger one meow! bingo! there's...

Everybody laughs at my wife because she smokes a corn cob pipe. She doesn't like it when I complain, she doesn't want me to gripe...

Is rhymed poetry truly dead as some have hinted or have said? If so, I’m doomed, for in my head there’s no free verse, just rhyme...

The love of the candle as it flickers upon her lips of black takes every taste of her pleasures and rest it gently upon my eyes...

My name is Anna , and I am unique. I have a magical horse that only I can see. My magical horse takes me far away. Come ride with us...

In life there are many things that you shouldn’t do, Like hug a wild bear or box a kangaroo, But mainly the worst and probably most...

W as it just my I magination? N ot E xactly. W hat did I N ot understand? E verything. W hatever; I will N ever E scape… W orry; I ’...

My wife is even worse than Aunt Bee when she makes pickles. She gave some to some celebrities and that's what killed Don Rickles...

Unfaithful, unethical... Great at lacking morals... Believes he can have any woman he sets his very wandering eyes upon.....

Alun Wyn is probably one of the best players in the world at his position , a great captain too, the plight of the nation weighs...