Comedy

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Heather and Trevor

Toung twister

HEATHER AND TREVOR
NEVER SEVERED EVER
HOWEVER
HEATHER CLEVERED WHETHER
TREVOR...

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As an underdog given a...

As an underdog given a short leash on life

alternately titled give one targeted scapegoat a break,
an unquenchable thirst for moolah before I...

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Those gypsies and there...

Those gypsies and there tambourines

Deep in the woods by the river
The moon is full and the campfire
Is going the gypsies are...

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How

"Agony pains Stupidity"

How

How agony pains stupidity,
of lore trapped indoors,
Seek to find, the inner mind, of empty...

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Sexually explicit meme more...

Sexually explicit meme more real day

originally written May 31st, 202_
humorously, posthumously,
and tempestuously expressing woes...

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As an easy pushover and...

As an easy pushover and soft touch lamenting my demise

Vultures preyed on my vulnerabilities
forcing me to carrion camping
as fine young cannibals...

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the asking

the asking

the man demanded a write
the worth of the mind
the thought
no heart here
...

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Irrational exuberance at...

Irrational exuberance at respite from reading...

(on a rainy May thirteenth
two thousand and twenty five)
as a balm against ennui
...

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HAS HIS WORK CUT OUT FOR HIM

HAS HIS WORK CUT OUT FOR HIM

He wants to save Hollywood...

They got a Guy who flushed the toilet calling himself a Plumber......

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71 birthday...not done yet

When life began
You can only feel the touch so embraced with love and a everlasting time
...

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Aol two step verification a...

Aol two step verification a boon to my psyche

plus I batten down the itty bitty hatches
courtesy Avast Random Password Generator,
and keep...

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NOT EVERYONE WATCHES THE STAGE

NOT EVERYONE WATCHES THE STAGE

You're just another Ticket Purchase...

While they enjoy your spending money...

You might...

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Foreordain

"Iʻm sticking Too"

Foreordain

stick a dynamite in your pride, and you will explode refine,
open a box of cracker-jacks, and you...

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The You

The You

Seldomly sitting alone on mountains and clouds drifting into distances with its special dance to my...

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The very abridged version...

The very abridged version recounting untold tragicomic storied life of Matthew Scott Harris

I led a boring life.
The end.

All joking aside, now the epilogue.

As a bookish...

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SCHOOL CHOICE

SCHOOL CHOICE

The World teaches the World's Way...

Somewhere we learn to be selfish...

We learn to be...

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What is Love

What is Love

What is
Love
Can someone define it
What is
Love
Can anyone deny it...