Comedy

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Blood Stained

Blood Stained

My tormentors
serving up cruelty
had themselves a party
all over my body
in...

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A HOLIDAY IDEA

A HOLIDAY IDEA

This one's for you...

Someone requested to make a Sombrero Holiday...

Sounds like fun!...

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Over-looking subtle handy...

Over-looking subtle handy dandy blues clues...

Matthew Scott (a whip with words) before
he doth expire will soon exit stage door
left opened...

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ETERNAL LOVE

ETERNAL LOVE

Love can touch your heart in mysterious ways...

It has the ability to make you better when you're...

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WHATS YOUR NAME MAN

YOU YOU SPEAKING
SOUND ON SONGS

DANCING
DANCING ON LEAVES OF GREEN

TO ALL...

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Funny cover letter...

Funny cover letter accompanied with equally outlandish résumé

written more than two dozen
dirty deeds done dirt cheap years ago.
when we (the writer of...

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DANCE PARTY

DANCE PARTY

Knock knock...

It's Open...

Sparrowsong?

Hmm...

A bunch of us are going to...

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To: Rainer Dweck, MS from...

To: Rainer Dweck, MS from Matthew Scott Harris

As an advanced ASPCA approved
bonafide creature with bioengineered
intelligent...

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I post a most unusual shout...

I post a most unusual shout out

for what Doctor Seuss
(born Theodor Seuss Geisel)
might immediately understand
(as if...

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Shark

Shark

The soundtrack to the movie Jaws,
Gave a frightful and sombre feeling,
And when you saw the...

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I kid you not dear reader...

I kid you not dear reader...

and a lesson about pi (π) to boot
whether or not you give a hoot
and thee never foresaw...

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My doppelganger ranks as...

My doppelganger ranks as the criminally insane prodigal son

"Criminally insane" is an informal term for someone found not guilty of a crime due to a mental disease or...

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You

" So Floured "

You

She said, she was bread,
And I asked, where you loafed,
She said, Whatttt !
And I...

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Yours truly dwells within...

Yours truly dwells within an alien-nation,

where the grateful dead undergo cremation
corpse paid for courtesy the government,
but...

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Our refrigerator ought to...

Our refrigerator ought to be declared a Superfund site...

whereat the subsequent lines
lack any relation to the title
but like most every poetic...

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Mine mean Lothario days...

Mine mean Lothario days left me in a confused daze...

as if being a crash test dummy survivor
after a led zeppelin collided with yours truly,
a foo...

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HELLO TEAM

HELLO TEAM

Close your eyes...

Breathe...

Now open...

Surprise!

If you're saying......