Comedy

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OLD SCHOOL FUN

OLD SCHOOL FUN

Those were the Days...

Those were the times...

If we could Dance on the Ceiling...

...

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Don't ask me about...

Don't ask me about apartment unit b44

here at Highland Manor Apartments,
cuz the place looks like a shambles,
hence to do justice...

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Hair envy to the max

Hair envy to the max

I felt way to embarrassed to axe
the cashier his name,
nor express any physical attraction...

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IT MUST BE LOVE?

IT MUST BE LOVE?

Where did that come from?

Does the thought appear...

There's no one there...

A...

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My Juliet

My Juliet

You think it's not enough

And The words you can't seem to find

And maybe it...

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My Juliet

My Juliet

You think it's not enough

And The words you can't seem to find

And maybe it...

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My Juliet

My Juliet

You think it's not enough

And The words you can't seem to find

And maybe it...

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Today would have been my...

Harriet Harris née Kuritsky
passed away May 4th, 2005.

My mother known as bubba
to...

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Carefree joie de vivre...

Carefree joie de vivre spirit contingent upon...

healthily functioning bowels and sterling bill of health
and more invaluable than countless untold...

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If I were in love

Revised

If I were in love
It would be with the trees.

Trees have the nature

To shed all...

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When I need a quick pick me...

When I need a quick pick me up...

yours truly (me)
adds a packet of Energy Rush
(natural flavors with other natural flavors)...

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Australian crawl

I was listening to Australian crawl
When nerve pain began in my right

Big toe.

One...

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Glory to thermodynamics...

Glory to thermodynamics...

the branch of physics that studies the relationships between heat, energy, and work in a system, as well as...

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Hope springs eternal...

Hope springs eternal...

as Democrats swept key races
in 2025 elections in early referendum
as the donkey switch...

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Long interminable hours...

Long interminable hours...

of darkness doth not compute
alternately titled:
The descent of dusk affects grapefruit...

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Skippack Pharmacy comprised...

Skippack Pharmacy comprised of admirable staff

Able, eager, ready and willing
to "separate the wheat from the chaff,"
reassuring a new or...

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Yesterday, right after...

Yesterday, right after washing my hair, and applying a blowdryer...

After more than a year passed since I paid $35.00, when yours truly donated close to twelve inches of near...